Drunk of the Week
Michael and the Snowbank Plank
People who live in Seattle sometimes get a little TOO EXCITED when they see snow—I mean, it's pretty and all (especially near Snoqualmie Pass), but I don't want to MARRY IT or have sex with it. I suppose a half-gallon jug of Kirkland Signature brand tequila from Costco can make a person pretty excitable, too. At least it keeps your insides warm.