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Michael and the Snowbank Plank

Drunk of the Week

kelly o

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People who live in Seattle sometimes get a little TOO EXCITED when they see snow—I mean, it's pretty and all (especially near Snoqualmie Pass), but I don't want to MARRY IT or have sex with it. I suppose a half-gallon jug of Kirkland Signature brand tequila from Costco can make a person pretty excitable, too. At least it keeps your insides warm. recommended

 

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The_Shaved_Bear 1
That I did not need to see.
Posted by The_Shaved_Bear on December 5, 2012 at 11:27 AM · Report this
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He looks like he's been shot.
Posted by heman on December 5, 2012 at 7:11 PM · Report this
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That guy has potential to make some loot on xTube.
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on December 5, 2012 at 7:32 PM · Report this
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Why's he got so much dirt on him?
Posted by robotslave on December 5, 2012 at 8:57 PM · Report this
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Say, I wonder if he's Single...

In other news, MARIJUANA IS FUCKING L E G A L as of Midnight, tonite.

Bout time.

Carry on...
Posted by 2embarassed2byTP on December 5, 2012 at 9:08 PM · Report this
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...and he's not going to remember any of it in the morning.
Posted by auntie grizelda on December 5, 2012 at 10:35 PM · Report this
Godzilla1916 7
He looks cozy, gotta luv the night life!
Posted by Godzilla1916 on December 6, 2012 at 10:04 AM · Report this
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Do you think he's passed out? I wonder if his schwantz fell off by morning.
Posted by portland scribe on December 6, 2012 at 1:45 PM · Report this
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I for one, will say, he had a foxy butt. Or as me friend always says, he's got nice CAKES!
Posted by Kelly O on December 6, 2012 at 1:49 PM · Report this
freesandbags 10
I had to look again...sorry K.O. you are mistaken not nice or foxy. Jus' Chillin'.
Posted by freesandbags on December 7, 2012 at 9:17 PM · Report this
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I'm sure he can't feel anything, either.
Posted by auntie grizelda on December 8, 2012 at 10:18 PM · Report this
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Michael, the Snowman,
Went to Snoqualmie Pass;
Well tequila drowned,
Ended up face down
Showing off his naked ass.

Sorry, Michael, Kelly O, and everybody in DOTW. I couldn't help myself.
Cheers!
Posted by auntie grizelda on December 8, 2012 at 10:31 PM · Report this
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comment haiku: face down nude in snow, feet kept cozy in brown boots, while penis turns blue.
Posted by smeggan on December 9, 2012 at 9:13 PM · Report this
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I know that when you have hypothermia in your fingers and toes they turn black and have to be amputated. So what's going to happen if he gets hypothermia on his...man parts???
Posted by lisaschilling68 on December 16, 2012 at 11:36 PM · Report this

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