Distressed Dad

Your Sarcasm Is Way Out of Line, by Albert Einstein

Dear Balcony Jacker

Enemy: Jake Gyllenhaal Finds Himself in a Weird and Prickly Thriller

Lars von Trier's Fucking Ridiculous Nymphomaniac: Volume I

Muppets Most Wanted: Call the CGI Police!

The Great Flood: Humanity vs Nature (with a Gorgeous Bill Frisell Score)

Sound Check

Beard Tips and Spinning Guitars with ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons

My Philosophy

Dave B's Surprise Announcement, Slow Dance's Album Release

The Homosexual Agenda

Never Heard of 'Em

The Feelies

Rhythm & Brews

A (Relatively) Sober Guide to the Bands of Penumbra Beer Bash

Data Breaker

Iron Chic's Self-Help Punk Rock

Five "Fuck the World" Life Lessons

Poster of the Week

Underage

Little Shop of Horrors Is Bloody Good

I Always Forget Just How Good This Musical Is, and Then a Vivid, Punchy Production Like This Swallows Me Whole

Raw, Soul-Searching Ballet

Cool Jazz and Leather Harnesses at PNB's Director's Choice

The Lying Playwright in Girl You Know It's True

A Play About Milli Vanilli, Dorothy Lee Tipton, and Other People That Have Gotten Away with Big Lies

For the Week of March 19

The Top 10 APRIL Festival Events

The Best Lit Festival in the City

Chow Bio

Jump a Motorcycle over a Shark at the Fuse Box

The San Francisco Toast Trend Hits Seattle

How Much Would You Pay for a Slice of Browned Bread?

Shift Drink

Shots and Skee-Ball with Rocco's Leroy Thomas

What I Want to Know Is Why You Hate Porn Stars

What Is It About Us that You Don't Like?

15 Now Was Starting to Sound Like Occupy

But Kshama Sawant's Latest Proposal Shows She Wants to Be a Good Legislator, Not Just an Agitator

After Lengthy Battle, Seattle Regulates Its Rideshares

But the Fight Is Not Over, UberX Says

News Shorts

The Week in Review

Future Kids, Worst Kids

Comic by Greg Stump

‘Little Shop of Horrors’

First Thursday Art Walk

‘The Thin Man’

‘Anita’

Tommy Tournament

Take a Walk

Bryan Ferry

Walter Kirn

Questions to Guide Your Reading of The Stranger