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Paul Constant

Paul Constant—The Stranger’s books editor—has had his writing appear in Newsweek, the UTNE Reader, The Progressive, and alternative weeklies around the country. He’s also worked at Borders (ugh) and the Elliott Bay Book Company. He became the 2009 I.D. Spring Roll Eating Champion after consuming 23 deep-fried spring rolls in two minutes. Paul has lived in Seattle for more than a decade and likes it much, much more than his home state of Maine.

More Film Articles by Paul Constant

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Date

  • Film

    On Screen

    Shuttle: Short Bus of Terror
    Posted on 03/12/2009
  • Film

    Rorschach Test Fail

    Watchmen (the Movie) Misses the Point of Watchmen (the Book)
    Posted on 03/05/2009
  • Film

    On Screen

    Medicine for Melancholy: Like a Great First Date
    Posted on 02/19/2009
  • Film

    Other Mother

    Coraline: Sumptuous and Goddamn Magical
    Posted on 02/05/2009
  • Film

    On Screen

    Fan Boys: Nerds Deserve Better
    Posted on 02/05/2009
  • Film

    On Screen

    Chocolate: Autism-Fu
    Posted on 02/05/2009
  • Film

    On Screen

    Push Is Great, Except for the Actors and the Plot
    Posted on 02/05/2009
  • Film

    On Screen

    Wendy and Lucy: It's Not About the Plot
    Posted on 01/22/2009
  • Film

    On Screen

    Hotel for Dogs: Poop and Pee and Monchichi
    Posted on 01/15/2009
  • Film

    On Screen

    The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: He's His Own Grandpa
    Posted on 12/23/2008
  • Film

    On Screen

    The Spirit: Frank Miller's Cinematic Hate Fuck
    Posted on 12/23/2008
  • Film

    On Screen

    Revolutionary Road: Ripping the Mask Off of Suburbia. Again.
    Posted on 12/23/2008
  • Film

    On Screen

    Yes Man: Like Drunken Sex, It Just Happens to You
    Posted on 12/18/2008
  • Film

    On Screen

    Virtual JFK: Not What It Sounds Like
    Posted on 12/11/2008
  • Film

    On Screen

    The Day the Earth Stood Still: Keanu Reeves Has Come from Space to Eat a Sandwich and Pout
    Posted on 12/11/2008
  • Film

    A Review of Punisher: War Zone

    Punisher: War Zone: Nice Try, but Still Retarded
    Posted on 12/04/2008
  • Film

    On Screen

    Transporter 3: Pure Dumb Action Heroin
    Posted on 11/27/2008
  • Film

    On Screen

    Twilight: Like Touching a Monkey That's Touching an Electric Fence
    Posted on 11/20/2008
  • Film

    Sex and Death and Rubik's Cubes

    Let the Right One In Speaks the International Language of Vampire
    Posted on 11/13/2008
  • Film

    On Screen

    Zack and Miri Make a Porno: Kevin Smith Knows Nothing About Relationships
    Posted on 10/30/2008

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