Columns Nov 28, 2012 at 4:00 am

The Hobbit—As Told by Someone Who's Never Read the Book

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1
Dead cats in her fridge?

Are you sure this isn't Top Chef: US vs UK?
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Ian McKellen's boyfriend has a new nickname.
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This is how this article should have gone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_tMltpD…

This was instead an exceptionally awful misfire, and there's no excuse for not having read The Hobbit. It will take you less time than watching the Star Wars Trilogy. Go do it now, William.
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oh thank you WM.™ STEVEN HUMPHREY! i really needed a laugh and you came through.
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It's been a few years but that sounds about right.. Though I don't remember it being so full of product tie-in opportunities, pop culture references and timely social commentary!
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Judging by the trailer, the movie is going to have way too much time devoted to battle scenes. Kinda like TLOTR.
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Mac @2 FTW
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I've read The Hobbit twice.
Humphrey's retelling is spot on.
The Hobbit is so good, it's like whole body sex
that goes on for days and days, weeks, months. Whew baby!
9
Less oral sex jokes, more Denny's jokes please.

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