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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 28 at 12:00 PM

Hey Lindy! Have some ice cream!


Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 27 at 12:01 PM

Not all men of the cloth lie about their porn collections, or dress like clowns so they can bad-touch little boys. Meet Fratello Metallo. He just loves a little Metallica...


Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 26 at 12:05 PM

These guys perform at weddings, and events in Pakistan? It hurts my brain...


Monday, August 25, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 25 at 12:00 PM

Angel Matos and his "brain explosion" take The Gold for most memorable Olympic moment...


Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 20 at 12:00 PM

"I have an incomplete album that I want to finish. I have been thinking about the plan during my days in jail, I have sung rock 'n' roll for 40 years. After jail, I will continue to rock 'n' roll." - Gary Glitter


Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 19 at 12:01 PM

Because no woman likes a seat belt all up in her tiddys...


Monday, August 18, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 18 at 12:01 PM

First Bigfoot, now these guys? What a month!


Friday, August 15, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 15 at 12:01 PM

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: August 12, 2008 BIGFOOT BODY FOUND. DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a Press Conference to be held: Date: Friday, August 15, 2008 Time: From 12 Noon-1:00 pm Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

I kinda wish I was there to listen to these yahoos try to convince everyone that their discovery of the Tooth Fairy, I mean Bigfoot is NOT a hoax...


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 13 at 12:06 PM

Americans are so obsessed with this, I think it's high time we paid more attention to the beauty of this. Me personally, when I finally scratch that winning lotto ticket in the 7-Eleven parking lot, I will, without one doubt, buy myself one of these:


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 12 at 12:01 PM

How come they get Pânico...

... and we get America's Next Top Model, Smallville, One Tree Hill, Veronica Mars, and an endless supply of NOT-funny-nor-was-it-ever Seinfeld re-runs. It's not f*cking fair.


Monday, August 11, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 11 at 12:01 PM

The 2008 Olympics should have been held in Brasil not Beijing... who's with me?


Friday, August 8, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 8 at 12:01 PM

Happy Friday from you-know-who...


Thursday, August 7, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 7 at 12:01 PM

And now a word (or two) with Sarah! Supreme Chavette, our unofficial Sponsor of Fun With Chavs WeekTM... If you can translate whit she sayin', you can win THIS, THIS, THIS, and/or THESE*.

* not really. unless ya bee me a plane tick ta goe steal 'em, aye.


Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 6 at 12:01 PM

Fun With Chavs WeekTM continues with Wee Man. Wee's a Ned, not a Chav, but he still counts, ya bawbags.

Want to sing along but can't? See also the karaoke version.


Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 5 at 12:01 PM

whit? aye king chav gets owned in a 2 spec hit wid a glasgow boos? ouch!!!


Monday, August 4, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 4 at 12:15 PM

I hereby declare it Fun With Chavs WeekTM at Lunchtime Quickie. Oi!


Friday, August 1, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 1 at 12:01 PM

Pretend you give a sh*t!


Thursday, July 31, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 31 at 12:01 PM

Introducing Dimitri. Strange... I wonder why she didn't call him back?


Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 30 at 12:30 PM

A desperate McCain might be using images of Britney and Paris, but listen to the bitchin' MySpace metal band Ralph Nader is using in the video he just loaded on YouTube. Duuude.


Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 29 at 12:00 PM

"It could happen tomorrow, or not for a thousand years..."

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Monday, July 28, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 28 at 12:01 PM

An 11-year old boy bites a pit bull. That's right. And he loses a tooth doing it...


Friday, July 25, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 25 at 12:01 PM

It's Friday already? I guess it's time for Lunchtime Quickie's Russia Week to come to an end. I collected so many videos. Boys drinking vodka, boys falling out of tractors, boys who love ketchup, boys reading X-rated poems, skateboarding boys who write really bad rap songs...

So many boys. I almost forgot about the ladies. Russian women are glamorous. And they almost always wear heels. How did I almost forget the ladies?


Thursday, July 24, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 24 at 12:01 PM


Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 23 at 12:01 PM

What would Russia Week be without some homophobic Russian police, drunk off their asses in uniform, dancing like a couple of homos?


Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 22 at 12:00 PM

Russia Week, because Russians know how to DANCE...


Monday, July 21, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 21 at 12:01 PM

I'm officially declaring it Russia Week here at Lunchtime Quickie TM. Because you know, um, a wooden bed is always better than a golden coffin.


Sunday, July 20, 2008

Required Viewing

posted by on July 20 at 9:30 AM

Adolf Hitler sings the them from "The Jeffersons." Not to viewed with a mouthful of food or liquid or cock.

Andrew Sullivan showed this to me and then called dibs on blogging it—but he's off for a week, and isn't blogging. And the web can't wait. So we took it up with a bloggers ethics panel, which decreed that I could blog it now, so long as I credited Andrew's source: VJ Yaz.

Enjoy.


Friday, July 18, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 18 at 12:01 PM

My eternal fascination with Russia continues with The Tunnel of Death, aka The Lefortovo Tunnel, and/or the Mad Max Expressway:

The 2.2 km (1.4 miles) long Lefortovo Tunnel in Russia is the fifth longest 'in-city' tunnel in all of Europe. There is a river running over it and water leaks at some points. When the temperature reaches minus 38 degrees, like it did last winter, the road freezes and the result is this video taken during a single day with the tunnel camera.


Thursday, July 17, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 17 at 12:01 PM

Someone just sent me this video of Lauren Hutton wearing her drunky pants at the Bravo's A-List awards. I know it's about a month old, but if you haven't seen it yet, it's worthy. I think "Guacamole Smasher" might be the name of my next band...


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 16 at 12:01 PM

Norman Johnson and The PT Loser... I mean, PT Cruiser:

Audio from pranksters Earles and Jensen!


Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 15 at 12:00 PM

Man, two years in a row? Will the rest of the world EVER respect the United States again?


Friday, July 11, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 11 at 12:01 PM

To all those people who bought up all the tickets to the SP20 Comedy Show tonight - damn you! It's sold out. Here's Patton Oswalt. Oh Patton Oswalt.


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 9 at 12:00 PM

White people CAN dance!


Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 8 at 12:01 PM


Friday, July 4, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 4 at 12:01 PM

Sing it Sondra!


Thursday, July 3, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 3 at 12:00 PM

Would you feel more patriotic tomorrow, if he apologized today?


Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 2 at 12:00 PM

Because it's Wednesday...


Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on July 1 at 12:00 PM

Is César Polvilho the new Pretty Ricky? Are refrigerators sexier than ottomans? Can one of you boys tell me what's going on here?


Monday, June 30, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on June 30 at 12:00 PM

They’re tryin' to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no...


Friday, June 27, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie, Now With Gays on Crystal

posted by on June 27 at 1:00 PM

The boys just stopped by to give me the video they made while building their Gay Pride Parade Float. I think they missed the deadline to officially enter the float in Sunday's parade, which is just a darn shame.