Friday, March 1, 2013

Text Message From Boston

Posted by on Fri, Mar 1, 2013 at 1:01 PM

Subject Line: Wisdom from some guy at Tommy Doyle's in Harvard Square

"I've been smokin cigarettes at a record pace."
"Coors Lite? You're tappin' the Rockies?"
"If you don't have Jäger, I'll do a Jim. That's my go-to. Every time I go to Wendy's, they have my PBR and shot of Jim waiting."
"I don't even know what a hangover is; I'm always at work at 10 am"
"Annalise—yeah she likes to get naked. I've seen that girl's boobs more than I've seen some porn stars' boobs."

 

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Fnarf 1
Tough talk for a faux-Irish joint that came out of a kit and was assembled by the marketing team about 20 minutes ago. Is the Plough and Stars no longer open?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 1, 2013 at 1:13 PM
2
Ha! So true. Plough and Stars is alive and well. This guy sounded like a TD's regular, shockingly enough.
Posted by mayor menino on March 1, 2013 at 1:59 PM
ArtBasketSara 3
Wendy's has alcohol now? Is PBR a peanut butter on rye sandwich? Did I go to school with this Annalise (sounds right)?! Mystery!
Posted by ArtBasketSara on March 1, 2013 at 2:07 PM
skidmark 4
Let's go down to the bah and pahty til we puke on the flooh.
Posted by skidmark on March 1, 2013 at 3:24 PM
Dougsf 5
Karl Welzein is in Boston?!
https://twitter.com/DadBoner
Posted by Dougsf on March 1, 2013 at 3:26 PM
biffp 6
Text reply, "Did Roger Clemens killed Mindy McCready?"
Posted by biffp on March 1, 2013 at 4:47 PM

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