Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Judge Sentences Teenager to Ten Years of Church

Posted by on Tue, Nov 27, 2012 at 10:29 AM

ThinkProgress links to an interesting story from AllGov.com:

[Tyler] Alred, 17, pled guilty to manslaughter after he drove his vehicle into a tree, killing a 16-year-old passenger, John Luke Dum. Alred had been drinking, but was not legally drunk. Because Alred was prosecuted as a youthful offender, Norman had more discretion in deciding the teen’s punishment.

The judge gave Alred a choice: he could avoid prison as long as he was willing to attend church for ten years, as well as complete high school, train as a welder, and give up alcohol, drugs and tobacco for one year.

Besides being unconstitutional, there's an interesting statement about priorities hidden in this verdict: Alred is supposed to go to church for a decade, but he only has to abstain from booze and drugs for a year. What I'm taking from this is that it's more important to be publicly repentant than it is to actually learn a lesson.

 

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SPG 1
Did he specify what church? Church of Satan ok? Church of sitting at home on the couch watching football?
Posted by SPG on November 27, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Urgutha Forka 2
So the judge is ok if he drinks again in a year? When he's under the legal age? And does illegal drugs?

Can the kid choose what church to go to? I'll bet if he chose a mosque, the judge would shit his pants.

How about the church of satan? Or the church of the sub-genius? Flying Spaghetti Monster? Frisbeetarianism?

I think it's time for that judge to retire.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 27, 2012 at 10:46 AM
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This story is old.
Posted by wxPDX on November 27, 2012 at 10:47 AM
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Train as a welder? Does he want to be a welder? Why a welder?
Posted by 76584325 on November 27, 2012 at 10:51 AM
sikandro 5
In my opinion, it's just as bizarre that the judge chose a profession for him to train in, instead of a requirement that he do so many hours of training in a profession...

There's no connection between attending church and public repentance, though.
Posted by sikandro on November 27, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Karlheinz Arschbomber 6
Holy Shit.
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on November 27, 2012 at 11:03 AM
balderdash 7
The lessons are:
1) Some judiciary officials ignore the Constitution when it pleases them to do so, and
2) Going to church is a punishment
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on November 27, 2012 at 11:05 AM
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Wow. Forcing religion on a teenager is supposed to work? Is that legally enforceable? I wouldn't be surprised if this judge believes in "praying the gay away", too.
Posted by centrista on November 27, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 9
Guys, in almost all cases, these sorts of sentences are negotiated and agreed to by both sides before the judge ever sees it. He was most likely just rubber-stamping what everyone wanted. Don't get too worked-up.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 27, 2012 at 11:08 AM
MacCrocodile 10
@9 - So you're saying the kid approached the DA with the offer to stay sober for a year and go to church for ten? And the DA said "Well, shucks kid, maybe you're learning your lesson after all. Throw in welding and it's a deal."? That still doesn't work for me. I'm staying worked-up.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on November 27, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Matt the Engineer 11
Training to be a welder sounds fun. Do I have to kill someone first?
Posted by Matt the Engineer on November 27, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Will in Seattle 12
Remember, whenever two or three are gathered around a spaghetti and meatball dinner, they gather in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Hollow be It's Name.

Separation of Crutch and State, it's what's for dinner!
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 27, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 13
You can stay as worked-up as you want, MacC. It's a free country. I'm just telling you how these things work in the real world.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 27, 2012 at 11:19 AM
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So, the judge is offering the kid a choice of prison for ten years (for killing someone) or committment to a profession, a potentially supportive social environment, a vocational training, and sobriety for a year? Between punishment or rehibilitation? And folks are up in arms over this?

I get the concerns about the religious nature of this, and if it turns out that the judge picks the church, that's problematic and creepy. But if the kid can chose which church (aka supportive social environment) he wants to go to: I honestly don't have a problem with this at all, and think this is pretty awesome alternative to ten of his most formative years in prison.
Posted by Kumquat on November 27, 2012 at 11:20 AM
mikethehammer 15
@3,

The "older" of the two links Paul provides is from Sunday. Congrats on being hip and cutting edge enough that you only "rap" on stories less than 24 hours old. That's hip, dawg!

Article says ACLU is looking into filing a complaint and that the judge has a history of handing down church involved sentences. And that, perhaps most shockingly of all, he's from Oklahoma.

Posted by mikethehammer on November 27, 2012 at 11:37 AM
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First off, I think it's a completely ridiculous sentence.

I'm an atheist, and I definitely err on the militant/anti-theist side. However, given the choice between prison and church, I'd still rather have to sit in a church pew for an hour every Sunday rather than go to prison.

/Just saying.
Posted by AletheiaGrey on November 27, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 17

What happened to saying 3 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys?
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on November 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM
MacCrocodile 18
@13 - And we're just saying the constitution has specific problems with church attendance being part of a sentence.

Next time I'm up for causing someone to die, I'll try the ol' "I talked to Jesus, and he says it's okay, as long as I promise to go to welding school" and see how far that gets me. Of course, I'll have to make sure my judge and DA are complete incompetents.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on November 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM
sikandro 19
From the NYT: "Mr. Alred and his family already attend a church, although Judge Norman said in an interview that he had not known that when he ruled."

"Judge Norman did not specify which religious denomination Mr. Alred must follow."

This is what I was curious about. I wouldn't see it as onerous to be (il)legally required to do something I'm already doing, certainly better than 10 years in prison. And as anyone who's attended a church knows, there are plenty of things to do with the time there besides paying attention.
Posted by sikandro on November 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Pope Peabrain 20
That's it, turn him from a common scofflaw into a raging psychpath.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on November 27, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Matt from Denver 21
@ 9, it's not phrased that way: "The judge gave Alred a choice..." Now, that could be faulty reporting (shocker!), and maybe it was worked out by the prosecution and defense as you state, but the report does basically say that this was the judge's idea. To that extent, I see this as unconstitutional. Especially if he's required to attend a specific church. (The report doesn't say anything about that, but it would make sense that he'd have to report to the same one. Guys on parole don't get to report to any ol' parole office, after all.)

@ Paul, I don't see this as something where the kid isn't learning a lesson.
Posted by Matt from Denver on November 27, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Matt from Denver 22
Damn... I need to remember to refresh before I post, so that I don't end up asking questions that are answered by posts that weren't there when I first clicked on "comments."
Posted by Matt from Denver on November 27, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Hernandez 23
I'd take that deal over prison in a heartbeat, unconstitutional or not.
Posted by Hernandez http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com on November 27, 2012 at 12:11 PM
biffp 24
ThinkProgress praised the judge for looking for alternatives to incarceration. Read a Rolling Stone piece about the use of solitary confinement last night that was horrifying. There are 80,000 inmates in solitary, and prison officials are making the choices. Of course, there is a profit motive, as the cost triples. Essentially, it is torture for profit.

http://solitarywatch.com/2012/11/02/soli…
Posted by biffp on November 27, 2012 at 12:15 PM
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Ten years in church? How long was the prison alternative?
Posted by J.R. on November 27, 2012 at 12:16 PM
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@19: Agreed.
Posted by AletheiaGrey on November 27, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Knat 27
@12: How dare you refer to the great name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as "hollow." I am religiously offended. Which is the worst kind of offended.
Posted by Knat on November 27, 2012 at 2:13 PM
venomlash 28
@14: Word that.
Posted by venomlash on November 27, 2012 at 2:56 PM
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"Oklahoma Judge Mike Norman believes an alternative to incarceration is requiring people to attend church for a mandatory stretch of time."

While this is clearly bad and wrong, it's not that far off the norm, as many of the drug and alcohol treatment programs that judges routinely mandate have a religious component.

For all of the "softening" language of "understanding", over half of the twelve steps are towards God and religion.
Posted by Sure, They're Separated, But They Routinely Fuck Each Other on November 27, 2012 at 3:00 PM
eclexia 30
Raped in church instead of raped in prison.
Posted by eclexia on November 27, 2012 at 5:53 PM
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Given the choice, I would choose going to church. If I sat in the back or up in the choir loft, I could take some of my embroidery and get a lot done within that hour. Time would fly quickly. But I would have to check on the times of the church services for Westboro Baptist Church.
Posted by Juan Alfredo on November 28, 2012 at 12:23 AM
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@24,

That article about solitary confinement was brutal. Why don't the prisoners subjected to it sue? Sounds like a violation of constitutional rights to me.
Posted by Patricia Kayden on November 28, 2012 at 4:49 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 33
Oh, Patricia, I didn't realize there were still that naïve out there.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 28, 2012 at 6:00 AM

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