Thursday, November 15, 2012

The Most Sought After Shirtless Pic In the History of Shirtless Pics

Posted by on Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 1:37 PM

The Seattle Times wins the Internet.

 

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Goddamnit, Dano!

If you're going to post this crap, at least annotate the photo so we'll be able to tell which one is the FBI agent! ! ! !

(Thanx!)

Posted by sgt_doom on November 16, 2012 at 10:47 AM · Report this
Karlheinz Arschbomber 21
I'm scared shirtless.
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on November 16, 2012 at 1:27 AM · Report this
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The one on the far right is my Uncle Pedro.
Posted by Juan Alfredo on November 15, 2012 at 10:48 PM · Report this
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This is just the kind of exaggeration that FBI agents like this guy use to threaten and entrap ordinary citizens all the time. I'd say "What goes around comes around" except this is so obviously meant to be a silly joke, or at most him using the funny context to show how good a shape he was in for his age in a non-flirtatious way. In the past 6 years we have seen enough narcissistic self-portraits truly meant to be "flirtatious" that it is pretty easy to divine the difference.
Posted by cracked on November 15, 2012 at 8:43 PM · Report this
Mango_Kitten 18
Clearly, the internet doesn't know about your huuusband, Terry. I was browsing his Instagram today. Good Good, Dan. Holy crap!
Posted by Mango_Kitten on November 15, 2012 at 5:25 PM · Report this
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I must disagree with Dan. @10 won the Internet.
Posted by Hanoumatoi on November 15, 2012 at 3:54 PM · Report this
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Frankly, I'm more attracted to the dummies on either side.
Posted by madscntst on November 15, 2012 at 3:14 PM · Report this
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It does rather confirm me in my opinion that in any political "scandal" involving sex the story should be taken away from American reporters and given to grown-ups. Otherwise you get nonsense, puritanism, misstatements, and all of the sophistication of a thirteen year old boy going, "booooooobies"!
Posted by seeker6079 on November 15, 2012 at 3:12 PM · Report this
seandr 14
His naked head is more indecent than his naked torso.
Posted by seandr on November 15, 2012 at 3:09 PM · Report this
Original Andrew 13
Presenting the love child of Rick Scott and Lord Voldemort.

(shudder)
Posted by Original Andrew on November 15, 2012 at 3:08 PM · Report this
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He looks like a young Ed Begley, Jr.
Posted by CJWhite on November 15, 2012 at 3:04 PM · Report this
johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt 11
which one's the dummy? Har Har!
Posted by johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt on November 15, 2012 at 2:58 PM · Report this
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@1,9 We must be looking at different pictures...

Not only can we see some sort of poles projecting from the bottoms of the two dudes flanking him, but you can also see the evidence of them taking loads from numerous agents.

If that isn't a salacious photo...
Posted by I Don't Know What Is on November 15, 2012 at 2:26 PM · Report this
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@1 QFT.
This isn't salacious, it's self-mocking. Reporting Fail, but not that we're surprised that the media gets it wrong on any political thing to do with sex.
Posted by seeker6079 on November 15, 2012 at 2:16 PM · Report this
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dude.... he has no nipples...
Posted by drivel on November 15, 2012 at 2:13 PM · Report this
very bad homo 7
That's disappointing.
Posted by very bad homo on November 15, 2012 at 2:09 PM · Report this
OutInBumF 6
Sorry for stupid double post.
Posted by OutInBumF on November 15, 2012 at 2:09 PM · Report this
OutInBumF 5
I'd do him in a heartbeat.
Posted by OutInBumF on November 15, 2012 at 2:08 PM · Report this
OutInBumF 4
I'd have him in a heart-beat.
Posted by OutInBumF on November 15, 2012 at 2:07 PM · Report this
this guy I know in Spokane 3
Is that a wedding ring? Should this guy be in jail?
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on November 15, 2012 at 1:50 PM · Report this
Catalina Vel-DuRay 2
Is that Jeff Gannon?
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://www.danlangdon.com on November 15, 2012 at 1:47 PM · Report this
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Clearly it wasn't a salacious:
"I'm sexy, wanna do it?" type picture.

It was a:
"HAHAHA! I'm funny looking like these two Bob's we use for target practice! HAHA!" type picture.

All those other media outlets cropped the shit out of it. Niiiiiice.
Posted by tkc on November 15, 2012 at 1:45 PM · Report this

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