All day today on cable news, pundits are predicting what's going to happen in the presidential race. They don't know what's going to happen. They're blowhards and they're doing what they do best: breathing so hard they hyperventilate (fact!). And in Washington State, other blowhards are making other blowhard-y predictions about the governor's race. But they don't know, either. They're just making shit up. Recent polls show gutless Democrat Jay Inslee up by one point to three points over Republican and serial-fuzzy-math-user Republican Rob McKenna, but none can match a Slog poll.

In this Slog poll, you aren't making shit up. You know what's going to happen. Your vote with others synthesizes the prescience of many pundits—you're like the Nate Silver of aggregating America's consciousness—into one, big legally binding prediction!

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