Dan's in the doghouse for his perfectly reasonable (if strongly worded—but we expect nothing less!) recent remarks about the Bible to a bunch of students. Would it surprise you to learn that on last week's Savage U, he respectfully, even empathetically, offered a Bible Belt college student advice on how to stay a virgin until marriage (and how to be safe if he, the male student, didn't make it)? True, people! Bear witness to the full episode (with no one shown walking out of any auditorium with Dan at the podium).

The new episode is on MTV tonight at 11 p.m. (and on your computer later on). Meanwhile, outtakes from the Bible Belt ("you're going to grow up and sex is going to have you"—and no one leaves):