Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Unveiling the Teabagger Plan

Posted by on Tue, Nov 24, 2009 at 4:14 PM

We've been watching teabaggers scream and toss their signs around for 8 months now, and they haven't seemed to have a plan of action beyond, well, screaming, tossing their signs around, and talking vaguely about revolution. Well, Birther website The Betrayal has just published the plan for teabaggers. Now that it has been published, it's circulating on teabag websites. Here is the plan, in its entirety and with all (sic)s intact:

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Time to ROCK & ROLL!!!!!

1.) You need to get hold of You State Governor’s to put this into action.

2.) Get a hold of your state Senators in your state not Congress man or Senators in Washington DC.

3.) Find out what criminal charges can be brought against those in Washington DC.

4.) Next Steps are to tell them you want Your Governor to let Washington know We will not take anymore. Refusing to do so they have gone against WE THE PEOPLE. And They shall be removed soon or can step down. Be bold when you call and take no punches from them. Remind them they work for WE THE PEOPLE.

5.) Let them know that it is time for the states to secede from the union. Let them know you stand firm on this issue. This is the only way we have left to save our country Legally. Also let them know that the WE are ready to help protect your state in anyway possible.

If this fails then it will mean that they don’t want America back. Well, then it will be up to all American’s to fight for freedom and Liberty.

I stand in wait!

Also in hilariousness, Lou Dobbs might have quit CNN so that he can run for president.

 

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Will in Seattle 1
Wasn't Alaska a Russian principality when Comrade Sarah Palin was born there? Kind of like Comrade McCain being born in the foreign country of Panama?

Where are THEIR long form birth certificates?
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 24, 2009 at 4:17 PM
Geni 2
Oh, that is Teh Awesome. That belongs on the Onion. I needed that giggle today.
Posted by Geni on November 24, 2009 at 4:18 PM
3
Does that pie chart make anyone else's head hurt, or is it just me?
Posted by carrma on November 24, 2009 at 4:20 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 4
Seceding from the country hasn't been "legal" since after the Civil War. (It actually was legal then, and look what happened.)

Maybe there are certain states we could make an exception for, though.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 24, 2009 at 4:24 PM
Baconcat 5
They should call their plan "Operation Darwin".
Posted by Baconcat on November 24, 2009 at 4:26 PM
6
Only elistist pie charts have to add up to 100%.
Posted by dicon on November 24, 2009 at 4:28 PM
7
Any state can go as long as they take Texas and Florida with them.
Posted by keshmeshi on November 24, 2009 at 4:31 PM
COMTE 8
I'm guessing teabaggers believe they get to vote twice in every election.

And I don't suppose it's occurred to any of these "geniuses" that, the reason someone sits in their state governor's office or in their state's U.S. Senate seat is because a bunch of people ELECTED them to sit there - and presumably there are more of them than there are of the teabaggers.

I'm tellin' ya', make AK a "Government-Free Zone", it's the only way to get these crazies off our backs.
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on November 24, 2009 at 4:32 PM
Will in Seattle 9
@7 - no need, everyone's moving out of Florida anyway, that's why they're going broke so fast.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 24, 2009 at 4:53 PM
10
193% of Americans--real Americans--have had enough! We The People demand that the Governor let Washington (but not our Congressional delegation) know tit's go time!!! Fuck the USA, this is America and we're gonna take it back. Or ask someone familiar with Federal Courts if there's some kinda charge we can press. Or maybe we'll just leave. To Save America. Or just stand around in wait. Angrily.
Posted by Timmy! on November 24, 2009 at 4:56 PM
michael strangeways 11
hmmm...not so much funny as scary.
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on November 24, 2009 at 5:14 PM
elenchos 12
Think how much money we'd save if all those red states seceded.
Posted by elenchos on November 24, 2009 at 5:16 PM
Max Solomon 13
"Next Steps are to tell them you want Your Governor to let Washington know We will not take anymore. Refusing to do so they have gone against WE THE PEOPLE."?

will not take anymore what? refusing to do what? i do not understand any of that.
Posted by Max Solomon on November 24, 2009 at 5:19 PM
dlauri 14
@13: Your not understanding any of that is something for which you should be grateful.
Posted by dlauri http://www.davidlauri.com on November 24, 2009 at 5:24 PM
Toasterhedgehog 15
Can you imagine how angry they would be if Obama actually did something progressive? Whoah.

The Right Wingers have had enough of the things that they've fabricated about Obama! We've had the last straw of our delusions regarding the President!

That's why I can't figure out why Obama is running scared from these people. Even when he pursues a meek and conservative agenda, they compare him to Hitler, and threaten to secede from the union. So, I wonder, why not just pursue a progressive agenda if they are going to say that's what he's doing anyway.

Posted by Toasterhedgehog on November 24, 2009 at 5:27 PM
Banna 16
A pledge pin!?!? On your uniform!?!
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on November 24, 2009 at 5:50 PM
17
Where on the site did that graphic come from? Can't locate it.

Posted by rum0r on November 24, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Reverse Polarity 18
Holy shit. That is one illiterate screed. Clearly they have nobody capable of proofreading amongst the teabaggers and birthers. Nor a grasp of basic math.

Oh, and Lou Dobbs? Totally. Please run Lou. The wingnuttier the better.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on November 24, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Knat 19
I'm one of those people that English teachers warn people about: the ones that have very low opinions of people who do not understand the basic tenants of grammar and spelling, and don't care what you have to say if it looks that bad.

If you don't know how to properly capitalize or use an apostrophe, you have absolutely no business telling anyone what to do, in any regard. For Christ's sake, typing programs tell of your mistake as you're typing it, so there is no excuse for this crap anymore.
Posted by Knat on November 24, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Julie in Eugene 20
God damn liberals with their chardonnay and their lattes and their arugula and their pie charts that add up to 100%.
Posted by Julie in Eugene on November 24, 2009 at 6:56 PM
Urgutha Forka 21
Both @10 and 16 made me laugh out loud!
Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 24, 2009 at 7:07 PM
22
@19: Actually, it's "basic tenets."
The rest, I agree with.
Posted by Pam on November 24, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Y.F. Redux 23
More Teabagger douchery:

"At a town hall held by Rep. Dan Lipinski (D-Ill.) on Nov. 14,, Dan and Midge Hough spoke about how they believed the death of their daughter-in-law and her unborn child were caused, in part, by a lack of health insurance.....Midge Hough was heckled by anti-reform crowd members....A local Tea Party organizer, Catherina Wojtowicz, falsely claimed that the couple had made up the story and tried to justify the town hall behavior.....'The audience', Catherina Wojtowicz, of Chicago's Mount Greenwood community, an organizer for a Tea Party splinter group, Chicago Tea Party Patriots later explained, 'was exasperated by stories of isolated tragedies that cloud debate over the health care bill itself.' "

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/23…
Posted by Y.F. Redux on November 24, 2009 at 7:24 PM
24
"exasperated by stories of isolated tragedies that cloud debate over the health care bill itself"

Holy P/K/B!
Posted by Furcifer on November 24, 2009 at 7:43 PM
MarkyMark 25
That should read "WE THE WHITE PEOPLE"
Posted by MarkyMark on November 24, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Cracker Jack 26
Umm... a pie chart that adds up to 193% would seem to be an error on a graphic that went on-air on FOX. In regards to the memo that went out the other day, did someone get sacked for that?
Posted by Cracker Jack on November 24, 2009 at 8:59 PM
27
That pie chart is a perfect symbol for the circular firing squad, an act the Republicans have been perfecting for years in California.
Posted by Toe Tag on November 24, 2009 at 9:45 PM
28
That pie chart makes my head hurt too.

Sometimes the only comfort you can take in being a Dem is that your party in the aggregate, and in all of its individual members, is about 40 points higher in IQ than the brightest Repubs. That's no comfort when one of those Neanderthals wins office. Which they will in 2012, with some no doubt getting into Congress next year.
Posted by sarah68 on November 24, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Andrew Cole 29
@28, that's not how IQ works.
Posted by Andrew Cole on November 25, 2009 at 12:21 AM
Womyn2me 30
jesus. "Get a hold of ..." I had a flashback to my secret and significantly repressed childhood in West by god Virginia.
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on November 25, 2009 at 7:15 AM
31
That is the second-worst pie chart I've ever seen.

The worst was about pheasant hunting season in South Dakota, and the slices weren't even all the same thing. One was number of hunters coming to the state to hunt, another was how much money they'd spend...
Posted by Ben on November 25, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Geni 32
Goddammit, Comte, we're not giving them Alaska. Give them Oklahoma and Nebraska, maybe even the Dakotas. Not Alaska!
Posted by Geni on November 25, 2009 at 1:27 PM
33
I kept reading that as "Black Palin" "Black Huckabee" and "Black Romney"... as if somehow they thought all they had to do to make their candidates electable was put them in blackface. Which I would almost believe.
Posted by annielikesyou http://www.twitter.com/annielikesyou on December 1, 2009 at 9:20 AM
34
Typical - apparently these Teabaggers with "a plan" really don't know what their own gripe is if they are asking supporters to ask their governors what charges can be brought. It's as if they are saying, "Please help us come up with some legitimate complaints because we cannot outright just say we are protecting our elite wallets."
Posted by Smiley on December 16, 2009 at 6:52 AM

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