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Friday, November 20, 2009

Religion / Tech Colby the Underwhelming Christian Singer/Songwriter Robot

Posted by Grant Brissey on Fri, Nov 20, 2009 at 10:06 AM

I'm with flat top here. Colby pretty much sucks as far as robots go. He doesn't even know what games are, and all he does is make up songs about scripture. Boooring! Flat top says: "Who ever heard of have a computer for a friend?" Agreed, especially if it's Colby.

h/t: Everything Is Terrible!

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This is begging for a hilarious remix.

Posted by jtwankerschmidt on November 20, 2009 at 10:23 AM

The most mature kid there is named Nick.

Old Nick -- how subtle

Posted by Cracker Jack on November 20, 2009 at 10:27 AM

That is the gayest Scripture-singing robot I have ever seen .

Posted by texan on November 20, 2009 at 10:34 AM

I love the scene where the skeptic is surrounded by maniacal (presumably Bible-quoting) robots chanting that he "must be a robot, too." His terrified screams really make it real for me.

Posted by MacCrocodile on November 20, 2009 at 10:48 AM

Fuck, my childhood bear was named Colby.

Add that to the list of shit Christians have ruined for me, right below sucking off my minister.

Posted by jnmend on November 20, 2009 at 10:52 AM

Everything truly is terrible. Except, I do love the gay nerd's purple and teal outfit.

Posted by boxofbirds on November 20, 2009 at 11:08 AM

So, does this mean Christians think robots have souls? And since robots are made by humans does Original Sin get passed along to them? Also, how can you baptize a robot without short circuiting it? What Would Jesus Input?

Soooo many questions...

Posted by COMTE

on November 20, 2009 at 11:15 AM

Hey little girl, is that a New Testament in your pocket, or are you just really in love with Jesus?

The wardrobe department is making my eyes bleed and the overly emotive gesturing makes me long for the lighting truss to tragically fall down on all of them.

Also, every single one of those boys is going to grow up and smoke pole. My gaydar is going off like crazy.

Posted by baconpussy on November 20, 2009 at 11:33 AM

I love when the children line up and give tribute to multi-armed Kali. I also appreciate the irony that the robot shares its name with the cheapest electronics manufacturer on the face of the earth. Colby makes the lowest of low end junk, no wonder this robot sucks.

Posted by Semi-hirsute anthropoid on November 20, 2009 at 11:35 AM

Jesus fucking Christ, that's awful. I'm so glad I grew up with Bugs Bunny.

Posted by Irena on November 20, 2009 at 11:39 AM

I wish I could fuck and get married to Everything Is Terrible. Same with TV Carnage.
They are the only things I find hilarious these days.

I would highly suggest purchasing "Everything Is Terrible: The Movie" smoking some week and laugh your face off.

Posted by Andy_Squirrel on November 20, 2009 at 12:09 PM

week = weed

Posted by Andy_Squirrel on November 20, 2009 at 12:09 PM

umm, Everything is Terrible is a total RIP OFF from TV CARNAGE !

Posted by mh on November 20, 2009 at 5:05 PM