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"You know that 'TrusTed' logo?" asks Hlinko at DailyKos. "The one with TRUS and TED merged, yet separated via different colors? Turns out that when you Google 'TRUS,' the logo at once becomes hilarious and hilariously appropriate."

And... here's the first result when you Google TRUS:

A transrectal ultrasound (TRUS) is an ultrasound technique that is used to view a man's prostate and surrounding tissues. The ultrasound transducer (probe) sends sound waves through the wall of the rectum into the prostate gland, which is located directly in front of the rectum.

So you could read "TRUSTED" one of two ways. You can read "TRUSTED" as it was allegedly intended to be read: "You can trust Ted Cruz." Or you could read it as a subconscious message from the dark recesses of Ted Cruz's frustrated, warped erotic imagination: "Won't someone please probe me anally!"

In other Ted Cruz nuz:

Support for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) in New Hampshire has collapsed precipitously, according to a Suffolk/Boston Globe poll released Friday which showed him falling from second place to fifth place in the state. By contrast, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) surged by 9 points to a comparatively secure second place but still trailed the longtime frontrunner, businessman Donald Trump, by a 10-point margin.

That's good news for Marco, bad news for Ted, bad news for Donald, and (more) bad news for Hillary.