This is not the kind of sext that gets immortalized in song, to be sure.
This is not the kind of sext that gets immortalized in song, to be sure.

Many thanks to Stranger contributor Maggie Serota for posting this excellent video of "Texts From a Beta," song in which a woman sets the super vile text messages she received from actual fraternity dudes—sample lyric: "Wanna get filled later?/ Can you blow me?/Wanna fuck your throat for a while" (punctuation mine). Though really, it's hard to beat "there's gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow/ and my cock's the only one that's invited."

For awfulness, I mean. I almost never click on things like this, but this one is really good. And horrible, obviously. But also great! (Because of how terrible those messages are.) "All of the lyrics herein are real," says the video description, "word for word consensual texts sent to a young woman by frat guys." I'm sure the language will surprise no one, and I guess it must be appealing to some people, but still, goddamn.