As you may have heard, Donald Trump will be hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend, even though no one really wants him to—especially the 500,000 Latinos who signed a "Dump the Trump" petition which they gave to exec producer Lorne Michaels (and he promptly ignored). Hey! Ratings talk, and people who have been victims of racial epithets can walk... right, Mr. Trump? Anyway, parent network NBC wasn't very happy with these promos because at least one of them clearly violates the "equal time" rule (maybe the one where Trump calls Ben Carson a "loser"—such a charmer that guy is!). Anyway, here are the promos, which will give you a good indication how unfunny Trump can be. AND how funny and game cast member Cecily Strong is. (She did her best, guys. Let's all bow our heads and give a moment of silence for the agony these cast members will surely endure this Saturday.)