First of all, who died and made AP Stylebook the grand arbiter of how to spell shit? THIS TWEET MADE ME FURIOUS!!!


Second of all, I've spelled "OKAY" as "OKAY" my entire life (because that's the way you fucking spell it), and I have NO intention of stopping, OKAY?!? "Okay" is a WORD, and a short WORD at that! There is no need to abbreviate it, unless you're an idiot teenager who texts on their phone all day and never learned to spell. But don't worry, I delivered the sickest of burns to those dummies at AP Stylebook, to wit:


HAHAHAAA! I can see them now, sitting in their fancy New York offices, fuming in impotent rage courtesy of my wicked sick burn. SORRY, AP Stylebook, but if you mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns... OKAY?!?

And just to drive my point home a bit further...