What was your experience like? Did you have a really good time? Did the delivery person ding-dong-ditch? Did you get your shit stolen? Are you someone who steals Amazon shit off people's stoops and can prove it?

To be clear: I'm talking about the new hour-long or two-hour long delivery service.

Send me an e-mail and tell me about it: rsmith@thestranger.com

Or call me, maybe?

206.323.7101 ext. 3034

I only want to know the hottest of the hot, the goodest of the good, the baddest of the bad, and the weirdest of the weird, and the boringest of the boring.