In this new video from Mashable's Watercooler, the beloved Kevin Bacon presents a PSA on THE most important topic of our times: gratuitous male nudity, and how we need more of it. Marvel at Bacon's crystalline logic on how male nudity (and in particular his wiener) is an issue of gender equality—the absence of which led to the cancellation of his TV show The Following. (This is not true, but it does give Kevin Bacon another excuse to talk about his wiener. Let's just look at his wiener and get it over with, okay guys?)