Okay, I can show you this oneâthis is hilarious:
John Criscitello is the smart-ass street artist who's making a ton of work about the bro-ification of Capitol Hill. He's the guy who first got noticed locally for putting a penis on a Jagermeister ad.
And even though you probably wouldn't be shocked to see a penis above the jump on Slog, there are so many penises in his new paintings I'm not going to do that to your coworkers' eyeballs. A few NSFW shots of Criscitello's penis-filled latest paintings are after the jump. Puffy jackets galore. They were taken with my cell phone at Criscitello's opening at The Factory last night.
Seriously: Do not click "Continue reading" if you do not want to see a lot of penises.
For some tamer works by Criscitello, click here. And again, all these dirty new paintings (and more) are on exhibit here.