Okay, I can show you this one—this is hilarious:

The puffy jackets.
The puffy jackets!

John Criscitello is the smart-ass street artist who's making a ton of work about the bro-ification of Capitol Hill. He's the guy who first got noticed locally for putting a penis on a Jagermeister ad.

And even though you probably wouldn't be shocked to see a penis above the jump on Slog, there are so many penises in his new paintings I'm not going to do that to your coworkers' eyeballs. A few NSFW shots of Criscitello's penis-filled latest paintings are after the jump. Puffy jackets galore. They were taken with my cell phone at Criscitello's opening at The Factory last night.

Seriously: Do not click "Continue reading" if you do not want to see a lot of penises.

See? I told you so. Golden puffy jacket and golden showers.
I told you so. Golden puffy jacket and golden showers.

I cant remember what this one was called but as I was falling asleep last night I named it A Frame of Penises. It would be hilarious to frame something else with it.
I can't remember what this one was called but as I was falling asleep last night I named it A Frame of Penises.

The puffy biceps and the puffy North Face. This ones called Fist Vest.
The puffy biceps and the puffy North Face. This one's called Fist Vest.

For some tamer works by Criscitello, click here. And again, all these dirty new paintings (and more) are on exhibit here.