Wishing Mrs. Fnarf a happy, happy birthday.

I'm doing what I do every day all weekend (previously documented).

However, I'm also encouraging everyone to go visit Yakima.

Yakima is a smaller city with cleaner air, better tasting water,and much cheaper houses.

If you like it, stay there, for good.

I'm on the hell work schedule the next four days. When I was single I tried online dating and the the first women I'd always rule out were those that said, "I love my job." Gross.

@3 yesterday me and the husband had the best fresh peach shake ever at the pepp'mint stick in yakima. it was even greater because it wasn't on the menu , but the sexy beast shake maker made it for me because '' well we do have peaches in the back. and we do make milkshakes , so yes"
plus it's still in the 80's there.

i meant @ 2

I used to love to go to Bumbershoot. But it's gotten so pricey! Plus, I don't know any of the combos that play anymore.

A question for the Onion. When the Onion snaps dropping ride clinging to it into the fires of hell, do they imagine themselves holding onto the top bit out kicking others off of the bottom one?

Bumbershoot used to be really cool: then it got all corporatized and shit. It's almost as pathetic as Burning Man has gotten over the past decade or so.