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1
Should help cool the planet. That'll keep the green crazies quiet.
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#1

Alternatively if it happens, and the temperatures don't drop, it will blow a hole in the aerosol theory.
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Even if this does cool the planet, it will only be for a year or two, and then back to that global warming.
4
Cooling the planet?? How about crop failure, mass starvation, species extinction, migration, refugees, and that old-time human favorite, war?

Actually, I'm not sure the Iceland volcano has enough juice for all that, but the Yellowstone one would, if that ever pops.
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One does not simply fly into Europe.
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@4 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supervolcan… many of those would do it, but the most important factor might be the sulfur content rather than the volume ejected.
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If we started electrocuting the shit out of everything we could repair the ozone.

We'd probably have to plant more trees. In like, Canada and Alaska.

Which sounds rather absurd, unless you know algebra.
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Twas a pretty smell, wasn't it.

I don't know the precise chemical compositions, but I assume we'd have to end up breaking down water for the co2.
9
It's like this.

You set up shop.

youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs

Then you start saying shit.

And it's all fucking magic.

I don't have the time, but who wants to start smashing low-grade diamonds(the most dense form of readily available carbon on earth, no? Or oil?) into oxygen?

CERN. How do you feel.

Start smashing oil with oxygen. It'd rule.
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OH MY GOD HE HAS A GREAT STOMACH AND A BIG DICK, BUT I DON'T KNOW ENGLISH OR HOW TO SOCIALIZE EVEN THOUGH THAT'S MY DEGREE.
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and you end up with...

youtube.com/watch?v=WLKM3AZJ6ag

so really.

i think all we'd have to do is electrocute the shit out of everything.
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aaaand fill it all up with conifers.

cone. fir. a fir is a tree. like a douglas fir. or a christmas tree.

like kwanzaa, without eating eachother.
13
thanks, psychologist.
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youtube.com/watch?v=UTFVvms5wN0

The coolest part is we're headless, and anyone goes through the same shit comes to the same realizations.

Which means that maaaaybe you should stop flinging the bible around toward anyone who only read the books they * shouldn't* read.

But you won't.

See guys. We don't see you as Christians. We see you are portly little dark haired motherfuckers who shouldn't be speaking to us.

Except you go to a Christian College and inbreed until you look like you have Down's Syndrome.

Don't you.

And then we're like what the fuck. Why are the atheists damning me.

Aaand I'm not kidding.
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Like. everywhere else in the world.

broskis.

but i have to go somewhere where aforementioned book doesn't play into the decision-making process of pretty girls.

that'd be evil, wouldn't t.
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I like that you referenced the computer animated Transformers cartoons of the 90s.
17
I'm going to venture a guess and say that portions of Seattle are much like Wales.

Which I'd never, ever want to see.
18
You should see the shit that couldn't even fuck themselves a ride here.

youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4
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It's 1984 guys,

And there's a chip in my dick.

And I was born on an airforce base.

And I'm kind of sort ofincapable of lying.

I wonder why.

And everything you do to me serves as the judgement upon you and your kin.

A bit late, isn't it.
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@4 - Bardarbunga has put out more lava in the Holocene period (the past 10,000 yearsish) than any other volcano on Earth. If you were to ask the volcanologists at the IMO (Iceland's version of the USGS) which Icelandic volcano they feared the most, it would be this one. It's been slowly coming alive for years, and they knew that this situation would escalate some day. No one knows exactly how this episode will finally play out, but there is much nervousness in Reykjavik today. There is a real fear that 60 miles of Iceland will "unzip".
21
Go ask every nation in Europe what Christianity got them.

There may be two who have a positive answer.

It's not even a statement of hatred. Like I care.

It's just what is.

Closeted Stranger Geniuses.

How can there be ego?
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If you really think Franklin and Edison (as if the majority of the things reading this can remember the names) invented every modern comfort, well.

It's just that they were of the phenotypes that would be recognized with those who have access to a commonwealth.

Which is why I am here.

With every. single. awareness of everything. you are capable of.

It's another thing coming, isn't it.
23
This is what happened the last time.

The book of, by, and for the illiterate doesn't contain this.

But fuck it. Why not. I'll come forth and give you, the weak, something or other to understand.

Before I say this, I'd like you all to know.

I truly am the sane and successful one.

"And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

That means, "Don't ever do this again."

Would you like to know why.
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youtube.com/watch?v=GeeWC3sG5io
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I'd like a cwoissah and snails cooked in the urine of whoever is lucky enough to have urine in them.

I ask you.

How can I understand this.
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But you've lost. And that's all.
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Who would have thought that a post about a volcano in Iceland would be the straw that broke the camel's back when it comes to the last semblance of sanity of one of our resident trolls?

Someone with more tech knowledge than me should do an IP trace, because I'm pretty sure if we sent an ambulance to his/her address, they'd find someone suffering from a stroke.
29
I'll meet you, and you'll either be charmed or crushed.

What's up?
30
I prefer elf.
31
Ok guys. War game.

174.21.171.52
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In all actuality, Stranger Geniuses, this is some fucked up combination of my childhood gaming habits (Starcraft[make a base], ultima online[slaughter everyone 2v40], and counterstrike[where you all know me from]) coming to some fucked up head where im shitfaced and avenging myself in cultural reality while making a mere $40 an hour like six months into having my own business.

ICE BURN.
33
This is like, so totally a siege factory.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Ui_Q4qBDJY
34
Nuke it from space. It's the only way to be sure.
35
What the fuck is going on in here?
36
@35 Mental illness.
37
PLEASE stop saying beast mode. It makes you sound stupid.
38
Beast Mode

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