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1
If they don't offer to let you join, then management, absolutely.
2
Free porn? Is there any other kind? Only Bailo PAYS for porn...
3
Only in Seattle would a dutch rudder invite be delivered so passive aggressively.
4
The %s don't add up to 100%, only 47.62%. Is something broken, or is there a mystery option that is getting all the votes?
5
Live porn included. No wonder the tickets are so expensive.

Next time, film it, post it and review it.

Anyone having sex in the same space as me has by default invited my participation on my terms. You've been warned.
6
This being a Trey Parker and Matt Stone production, maybe they thought they were at a Fingerbang concert.

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/152175/fin…
7
Yeah, I can see how that might not be the best idea if your sitting that close to a neighbor but I've banged my GF in the comedy club and I feel like that was alright mostly because we were at our own table with a couple of friends.
8
If only this could be explained by some sort of fetish where people find it exceptionally hot to do this in public and get caught.
9
Everyone knows musicals are for blowjobs.
10
What is it with Seattle's inability to cope with *anything*. Seriously... people will be rude in all sorts of ways, it's your responsibility to cope with the world around you... it's not the world's responsibility to tiptoe around your whiny ass.

Unpleasant things happen. Cope with it.
11
What @5 said.
12
At least do it on the toilet or in the alley like a civilized person.
13
I just want to know were they wearing magic underwear?
14
Sounds like a loving tribute to South Park to me.
15
My 19.5yr old son's generation refers to it as "finger blasting," which I find much more aurally soothing.
16
Well, since rampant fingerbanging has probably been interrupted (or prevented entirely) by the Book of Mormon on countless occasions, it seems only fair…
17
I got $100 that says the fingerbangers/dryhumpers were mormon. Total mormon thing to do
18
I got $100 that says that the theatre-bangers/dryhumpers were Mormon. We can smell our own.
19
you said "fingerbang" :)
20
In my experience, the people giving the free porn show are never the ones you actually would want to see in porn, so what might be hot in theory is not so hot in reality.
21
Once he fired back with the belch, it was clear you were dealing with a douchebag, and letting an usher know to toss him and his companion out was the obvious response.
22
I do believe I've now heard (read) everything. Do these children not know heavy petting is supposed to be reserved for the front seat of the car at lover's point? Didn't their parents teach them anything at all? Jeeez.
24
Depends. Was he fingering her pussy or asshole?
25
Alert the management?!?! Deck the idiot in the face (he's obviously a little preoccupied to swing back).
26
Paramount Staff Meeting 08/15/2014:
No more Single-wide Nights.
27
I was at a Book Of Mormon performance last week and the guy behind me wouldn't shut up. So I turned around and told him to shut up. He did.

It's amazing what you can accomplish if you just say something. Guy should have told them to knock it off or gotten an usher.
28
@3: Ha! Man, you got my morning started right with that one.

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