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This happens with some of these older models when their batteries can no longer hold a charge for long. Also, her speech processing drivers need updating. At this point, though, she's not even worth scrapping, let alone upgrading.
2
I wish the two adjoining headlines were flipped. Sarah Palin found dead from choking on her own tongue, and what the hell is Robin Williams saying?
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? It's like the perfect self-parody of her vacuous bimbo image, but I don't think she's clever enough to do that deliberately.

I usually take the "I'm stupider for having watched that" meme as just a joke, but after watching it three times to try to understand her reasoning, I actually do feel dumb and confused.

More than usual, that is.

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@3: I admit, after watching it I was briefly wondering if Tina Fey had managed an even more accurate look impression.
5
Holy crap! Palin is far more incoherent than even I thought could be possible! About the same as a stroke victim!
6
I don't know what the hell she's saying. It's not English. If all those RWNJs who want to make English the official language of the USA get their way, can we deport Palin? At the very least, exile her like Napoleon. Maybe Alcatraz Island, or even Liberty Island.
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Look, say what you will, but it's hard not to admire someone who can get anyone to pay 100 dollars a year for *that*.
8
If we just ignore her, maybe she will go away
9
I'd pay her $100 a year to go away.
10
Sounds about like she always sounds. Talking points strung together with incoherent barbs.
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@6 Are you fucking nuts? Liberty Island, the one in New York? As in where the Statue of Liberty gets millions of visitors a year?

If it has to be New York, how about Plum Island instead, where the Federal quarantined animal disease research center is? I'm sure she's got some variation of hoof-in-mouth disease, if not rabies or that brain-eating parasite that raccoons carry.
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I was thinking this must be an outtake. If it's actually what she's intentionally posting on her blog, these days, then, wow. She made so much money in those few short glory years. Is it possible it's all gone? She's sure acting like it. What did she spend it on?
Reminds me of Richard Pryor's joking/serious financial advice to athletes, and by extension to others whose careers by nature will peak early then disappear: "It's not how much you sniff; put some [money] away and sniff the interest!"
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Let me try to translate: Liberals show obvious contempt for fast-food companies (see many Slog posts with comments about how awful fast-food is and how McDonald's, etc, are the devil) but they pretend to give a shit about the workers. It's called cognitive fucking dissonance. It happens on both sides of the political spectrum. She does a terrible job in this little clip but at the end she starts to make her point but it's cut off. Brietbart would be proud. Goldy, where are you?
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Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
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@13: Giving a shit about the workers but talking about how awful fast food is for you and how awful the corporations are doesn't involve a whiff of cognitive dissonance.
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@15. Yeah. Maybe cognitive dissonance is too strong. But that's what she's getting at.
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@11: I didn't realise they reopened it after Hurricane Sandy, my apologies. I thought it was devoid of humans, currently. Sorry.
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@6 How about South Padre Island? Is that still a thing? She could do USO shows for the kids during their spring break binge drinking tours of duty there, and hopefully a hurricane would put her out of our misery in a few years.
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Pretty sure she's thanking Satan for killing Robin Williams
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@16- I like the way you clarify Palin's comments by saying something completely misguided. Very smooth.
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@16, maybe you could follow her around and translate her every remark for all of us with IQs over 45.
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@21. So your IQ is what? 50? Sounds about right. Go fuck yourself and get a life.
23
Wow, how drunk do we think she is? There is word salad and then there is slurry word salad. Damn, I almost want to subscribe to this just to see the drunken train wreck this is going to turn into. But I won't, because I'm not stupid.
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Why is she talking about purgatory? Has she gone back to being Catholic?
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@24 So what is meth like? Are you on it now?
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@2: I seem to have something in my eye.

@26: You're talking to a potted plant, man.
No, what you described was not cognitive dissonance. Yes, you are evidently on some sort of intoxicant.
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@22, really? You're not the David in Chicago I've come to know. Oh, wait, yes it is.

And I have a life, which, all things considered, is pretty good. In part because I don't have to waste very much of it trying to figure out what apparent stroke victim Sarah Palin is trying to vocalize.

You and I both know that what is on offer in this video is indefensible.
29
I couldn't bear to watch.
30
Don't be so hard on David from Chicago, guys. After all, its pretty remarkable that he figured out how to access the Internet with a tin foil hat and two D batteries.
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"She does a terrible job in this little clip but at the end she starts to make her point but it's cut off."

She had a point? What was it? Some plucky Mayberry-meets-meth cliche about sticktoitiveness and bootstraps?
32
I'm sorry that Sarah gets everyone in such a stew on Slog. It's entirely non-consequential, even Karl Rove would agree with that. So enjoy her nuggets. I do.
33
Raindrip dear, I don't know what you're talking about. I rather enjoy her. She's a true American grifter. The sheer ballsiness of charging $9.95 a month to listen to her go off the cliff on a semi-regular basis is truly admirable.
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@2
It can still happen.
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It's her homage to Nicholas Fehn:

http://youtu.be/u5hZeagcxsA
36
Maybe she's auditioning to be one of Zach Galifianakis' new ferns...
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Personally, I'm beginning to think this whole Sarah Palin Channel thingy is just an elaborate performance art thingy. On acid.
38
Gah, if only I could unsee that. Never again.
39
Can I vote all of the above? Plus, "How in the world did I manage to give a convincing, coherent speech at the 2008 convention?"
40
That needs to be autotuned.
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@14 nicely played
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@32) I'm sure somehow it's Obama's fault.
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Maybe the republican party can bring her back into the spotlight and really fuck up their stupid agenda! They have already lost the 2016 Presidential possibilities by not having anyone with a lick of common sense in the forefront out there promoting themselves. Who in their right mind would put their name on the republican ticket as" running for President"? They can't even get immigration reform straight, the uneducated people in the South are their voter base and they all said NO to immigration, so I predict a huge loss for the republicans in 2014 and 2016. Sorry, losers....

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