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1
Gross.
2
What's the point? DJs can just do what they do in Baltimore: play a song and spend most of the time talking over it and doing shoutouts.
3

Hasn't this always happened?

Cutting out a verse from an album cut for pop radio formats?

4
Dance hits - especially contemporary dance hits - are so thin on material, why does it matter if the tracks are cut to even 60 seconds. Hit the hook and move on.
5
They used to do something like this on the top forty shows. Very irritating.

The iPod has thankfully liberated me from radio. It is nearly impossible for me to get bored with the zillion songs I have available.
6
They'll be able to put more motherfucking advertising in... I'm sure that had nothing to do with it though.
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@3 yeah, but theyre are proper radio edits, done by the labels/producer/artist. This looks like its a blanket format for every song.

Weren't those Stars on 45 albums like this? It's been a while since I've seen one, but I think So45 just recorded the hooks of pop hits across the two sides of an LP.
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So, the old K-TEL Records model of chopping down songs to crowd more into a given time-span has finally hit terrestrial radio. Not really surprised, except that it took someone this long to figure out how to do it.

Also makes me wonder about potential copyright violations, since I presume they would need permission from the artists or their record companies to make alterations to their songs.
9
LOL Adult Alternative
10
I must be getting old... What is "party butt"?
11
This is just another reason I listen to Pandora.
Add in the fact that I get to listen to Japanese Rock on demand...
12
All the more reason to support your public radio stations folks! KNHC, KEXP and KING don't pull this shit!
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@7 I forgot about Stars On. I have the whole damned LP somewhere. You're right - all hook medley - 99% pure.

It very-well might kill a man that was not already acclimated to such high-proof pop.
14
Will the DJ break in every 2 minutes to remind you about the VIP room?
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@10 "Party Butt," as I know it (Urban Dictionary says different), is when some one at a show or party cuts a fart anonymously in the crowd.
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I dnt hv mch t sy bt ths phnmnn xcpt ts bt tm. Dmn pp sngs r t lng.
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@7, @13 -- you're forgetting the addition of the booming disco drum track to tie all the snippets together.

The great Orange Juice did a hilarious takeoff on Stars on 45 using their own greatest hits, calling it "Blokes on 45":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkdFEf6l…
18
Oh man, HitClips are back you guys!
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I hope KUOW management doesn't hear about this. In their drive for ever shorter fragments of news, they'll soon start airing interviews with just the questions. Or the answers. Because " our listener data..".

Because "...our customers..." never results in a good product. It just results in customers who aren't quite as pissed with you because you're meeting their low expectations.
20
FUCK EVERYTHING UP THE ASS WITHOUT LUBE.
These guys are bad and wrong.
21
It's a terrible idea, but who even listens to the radio any more? Aside from KEXP, of course.
22
...now that i think about it ' godspeed, you black emperor ! ' might could use a little editing...
23
So inevitably they're just going to pare music until it is -- bingo! -- 30-seconds long. Commercials. Katy Perry's new album "Skippy Doves and Suave Red Roses" will contain 84 30-second songs about the entire Unilever product line.

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