Bartender Crush: Jordan at Lo-Fi

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Oooh, he's really cute. I have a major crush. All I'd add is that if he had a nose ring the size of a frisbee, I'd go to bed with him in a second.

dnt trust me on August 8, 2014 at 5:08 PM

What He’s Doing When He’s Not at the Bar: “Reading comic books....."

Wow..sounds like a real winner.

on August 8, 2014 at 6:27 PM

insufferable

tainte on August 9, 2014 at 8:11 AM

Brooklyn, ya gots to learn about those annoying fucking homophones. You gots to buy him a drink. You just don't by him a drink. Yeah, I know it sounds like the same thing but trust me. Just because by sounds like buy it really doesn't mean the same thing. Have someone proof your work if you don't know the diff K?

Weekilter on August 9, 2014 at 3:30 PM