News Jul 11, 2014 at 6:00 am

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1
Rancid mayonnaise.
2
He should be replaced with a parrot trained to say "car tabs" and "runaway spending." We will scarcely notice a difference.
3
A box of cat litter. The longer it goes without changing, the worse it smells.
4
A large bronze statue of his own asshole.
5
A festering leg wound.
6
Tape worm.
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actual governance by the legislature.
8
Alanon Meetings
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Eyman
10
Transit funding.
11
A Horse's Ass! (duh)
12
Ice cream.
I like ice cream.
13
Light rail across 520.
14
Got it. The only 'populist' voices you want to hear are lefty loony ones trying to destroy the state economy with idiot government programs incentivizing laziness, 'minimum' wages paying a stoner layabout the income of a worthwhile citizen and punishing hard working thrifty taxpayers for their success.

But if someone tries to rein in the insane asylum that is Olympia their a terrible person whose ideas should be censored?

Well, nobody ever accused a lefty loony of intelligence, integrity, intellectual consistency or really more than bare sentience.
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@14

LOL.

You're just sad because no-one likes you.
16
@11 nailed it. Horse's ass.
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@14 - I don't think you know what "censored" means. It's not the same thing as "ridiculed".
18
@14, Bitter much?

Of course it doesn't surprise me that you are a fan of professional initiative-pimp Tim Eyman.
19
Syphilis. I'd rather have Syphilis.
20
A steaming pile of shit would do a better job, so my vote's for that.
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@19 - I was going to say "a handful of salt rubbed in my eyes" but then I thought... how are we going to pay for all that salt?
22
@14, your butt cream has expired.
23
I've been wracking my hung-over brain (rendered partly soporific by Day 3 of the England-India Test Match, in progress) trying to come up with the name of a similar attention-whoring anti-government activist here in New York. With all our flamboyant characters, I figured we must have at least one spare we could contribute as a replacement, but honestly, I can't think of a single person remotely comparable.
24
A bag of shit would serve the state just as effectively.
25
@14 - Why am I not surprised that you use their when you should use they're? You try to present yourself as a worldly, educated person, but once again you just prove that you're just an ignoramus. And a bigoted ignoramus at that.
26

Based on the results of Prop One, Eyeman's job is being done by the voting public!

The suburbs have finally found a voice and won't be subject to egregious city taxes for overpriced (and in the case of the DBT) infrastructure.

However, Dave Reichert just posted that the Feds have approved a new highway bill and we need to get some of those built, especially East-West.
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@26 if by "Eyeman's job" you mean "cutting off your nose to spite your face", you are absolutely correct. But I doubt that's what you mean, being the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and all.
28
I vote he be replaced with a shit spewing calliope. By which I mean Seattleblues.
29
I second @12's vote for ice cream. All the other suggestions would be better, but none of them sound as good as ice cream.
30
This thread reads like a round of Cards Against Humanity.

So Eyman should be replaced with a Seattle politics-based CAH expansion.
31
no need to replace him. there's always another asshole looming.
32
I was going to suggest herpes, on the basis that I expect future Eyman outbreaks, even with suppressive therapy, but I am not convinced that even untreated herpes does enough damage to rate.
33
Oddly, there's already petition going around to put this into a ballot for a "Jim Bleyman".

I'm a little suspicious since the guy who handed me the petition is just a giant horse ass wearing one of those fake eyeglass/mustache combos.
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@14 didn't you move to Tuscany to live out your days like Sylvio Berlesconi at Villa Senza Omosessuali?
35
@26, yeah, because

A) there is any physical room to build another actually useful East-West highway in King County.

B) there is such a thing as "regular traffic jams" on East-West highways east of the mountains.
36
I would imagine that Mark Driscoll may be looking for work soon and he has the Credentials with regard to swaying the mind of dipshits and assholes...
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I would imagine that Mark Driscoll may be looking for work soon and he has the credentials and proven track record with regard to swaying the minds of intellectually challenged people. Perhaps he can plagiarize some of Tim's work.
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@34

Because Berlusconi is a known homosexual it's funny!

You do know, as far as making a fool of himself with women a third his age Berlusconi is trying for the record, right?

Or is he a serious closet case who doesn't find the same sex remotely attractive like most people you accuse of homosexual inclinations?

But as noted making sense and being a liberal, particularly one with homosexual lifetyles, are mutually exclusive.
39
Progressive taxation and actual governance in this back-asswards state.
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@38: No, it is funny because we all like to laugh at you about your silly little lies.
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@38: But I should add, it is very telling that you to immediately start thinking of a man and his sexual habits apropos of nothing.

So your thought process is: "I don't get the joke...man sex." That about right?
42
Salty raisin peanut poo!
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@35: I assume you are unfamiliar with the Westbound I-90 at West Nelson Siding Road On Sunday Afternoon In Summer traffic jam?

Or the Westbound US 2 At Sultan/Startup/Gold Bar On Sunday Afternoon In Summer traffic jam?

The latter is not east of the mountains, but they're bottlenecks that need addressing.

44
Potato salad. Apparently it's good at fundraising, at the very least.
45
This is nothing to laugh about. The fact that they want to "replace" him means they consider the function -- not the person -- as most important. The next person they support financially may do even more damage.
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@41
Aww, reading comprehension not your strong suit. Granted, it's in Italian, but the translation is relatively obvious.

I was responding to the strange gentleman at 34, little fella. Keep trying, you'll get the hang of it yet, I know you will!
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@ 46, if you think Eyman is just a normal citizen, as you characterize him to be @ 14, rather than a de facto GOP legislator without portfolio, it's just one more instance where you have comprehension issues. Of course, you're subconsciously aware of that - your projection is the evidence.
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@7
So you think cannabis should still be illegal and same sex marriage should be banned?
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We already have a bunch of douche-monkeys with plenty of money from Big Labor who use intimidation tactics and other forms of assholedom who can easily replace Eyman:
http://www.workingwa.org/
Far-right=assholes
Far-left=assholes

Why is that so hard for Seattlites to understand?
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A prostitute

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