"You can count me among the thousands of people who were astonished to discover that 2011's Rise of the Planet of the Apes was actually a good movie."

1000s of people were astonished? Sounds like something you inferred from your internet. Next time interview the people individually, then make your claim. Journalistic integrity, it's so passé.

@1 Twit.

I hate every ape I see,
from chimpan-A
to chimpan-Z.

You'll never make a monkey out of me!

@2
HELLO? I've had 5 people insult me in the past few days. HELLO? THE STRANGER WANTS ME TO COMMENT.
You guys crack me up

@1
If five separate people mention something's wrong with you, maybe it's time to shut up and listen.

%5
Ok girl Dog,
me be APe niCE being AND get ALOng. ME GOrilla FRiendly Roar. GO into FORest and And talk wiTH BIg gorIllLa and Make piCniC

It really bothered me in the first one that the apes didn't just become intelligent, they became gods. They flew (or, jumped like 30 feet in the air), dodged bullets, outran cars— I get the draw of an over-the-top action sequence, but I think they dropped the ball on establishing the rules of the world we were watching.

@6) Wow, you really ARE a twit!