AMC, the only way you'll get me to theaters more often is cheaper concessions and less ads before the movie. But hey, if you want to be the theater chain for millionaires, go right ahead.

You don't like Cats? You shut your mouth, you shut it right now.

Funny, Dan's going to a wedding in Glasgow and I'm going to a wedding in Walla Walla. It will be 66 tomorrow in Glasgow and 99 in Walla Walla. I'll be reading 'The Bride' by Julie Garwood if it's not too hot in the back seat the car.

Sarah Palin on The View? I can honestly say that I am glad Mother Vel-DuRay has passed, for that would certainly have killed her. She love The View, and she despised Sarah Palin.

I've wondered if anyone has ever seen Cats knowing what to expect. I imagine everyone in the audience saying "What the fuck?" halfway through the first song. Of course after dropping a hundred a ticket you have to pretend to have liked it.

Your axe belongs to a dying nation

No one over the age of seven plays Basic Rules D&D. It's the baby version, the large font, easy words version. It's not for nerds, it's for little kidlets.