The Slippery Slope in Action

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I love my bicycle - what about us? Unless you're saying you don't recognize bicycluality

yelahneb on June 25, 2014 at 6:09 PM

You say "Nuns marrying Satan" like it's a new thing.

LMcGuff on June 25, 2014 at 6:32 PM

What @2 said

Will in Seattle on June 25, 2014 at 6:53 PM

Cats and dogs living together! MASS HYSTERIA!

Hanoumatoi on June 25, 2014 at 6:55 PM

Salt and Pepper are married. Haven't you watched Blues Clues?

dwightmoodyforgetsthings on June 25, 2014 at 6:57 PM

http://youtu.be/oaEM4JYFPfw

Beetlecat on June 25, 2014 at 7:09 PM

People who have sex with cars are called dragons.

monkey on June 25, 2014 at 7:20 PM

http://jalopnik.com/285522/sex-with-cars…

monkey on June 25, 2014 at 7:27 PM

Are the cars straight or gay?

very bad homo on June 25, 2014 at 8:01 PM

Anyone remember the Mercury Mistress?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUp…

sasha on June 25, 2014 at 8:06 PM

@1 Bicycluals delude themselves; they love their bicycles and are totally committed- until a nice walk or challenging run comes along or a really cool bus (with a bike-rack: threesome!)

On this I agree with Mr. Savage, the dear boy.

stonato on June 25, 2014 at 9:10 PM

@4,
Tell him about the Twinkie.

Urgutha Forka on June 25, 2014 at 9:21 PM

That's pretty idiotic but the nice thing about these people marrying their cars is that it STILL has no impact on me or my marriage. Just like gay marriages.

Root on June 26, 2014 at 6:02 AM

I want to marry the Hubble telescope. It has such beautiful eyes!

Pope Peabrain on June 26, 2014 at 6:24 AM

@2 +1

The baby-murdering Nuns of Ireland have done it for a looong time.

sissoucat on June 26, 2014 at 7:19 AM

My Jetta's cheating on me. So marriage? I'm about to dump the mother fucker!!

Cato the Younger Younger on June 26, 2014 at 7:37 AM

@11 wins the thread. Well played, sir.

Reverse Polarity on June 26, 2014 at 7:58 AM

Lo in the recent past the Prophet Santorum declared that it would be so and it came to pass. The one true path to the kingdom of heaven is through acceptance of the Santorum. Go fourth and spread.

BornAgainInBellevue on June 26, 2014 at 8:07 AM

I even find it in my heart to love Mike Love.

--MC on June 26, 2014 at 8:39 AM

@2 I thought Nuns Marrying Satan was a winning HUMP! entry last year.

Sir Vic on June 26, 2014 at 9:17 AM

Paul Constant shopping at Amazon!

drawn on June 26, 2014 at 10:19 AM

@18 "Go fourth and spread."

And I thought sloppy seconds was bad.

rob! on June 26, 2014 at 10:49 AM

And you know, marriage traditionalists will both ignore and be all apologetic about this obvious affront to the tradition and sacred union of marriage, saying something like "Well, cars are important for FREEDOM, you hippie! Why do you hate God's America???"

Next they'll be marrying people to guns...

treacle on June 26, 2014 at 11:40 AM

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