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I'm trying to figure out what exactly is so wrong about skateboarding according to his religion. I can't think of anything in the Pentateuch that would apply.
This is a country where you get fired from a job as a teacher for having in the past posed for soft-core pornography, but current repeat offenses of physically attacking children just get you pulled to clerical work. Think of the children!
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Under ANY circumstances? Really? So if someone, feeling moved by God or— I don't know, say, ALLAH —takes a loaded semiautomatic rifle into an elementary school and kidnaps, under threat of execution, a group of nine-year old girls which the gunman then loads into a van and drives to an remote location with the goal of selling them into sex slavery or forced 'marriage— that's OK, because he was MOVED BY GOD to do so.

Senator, have you considered a career in terrorism?
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Freedom of religion is not a universal exemption from the law.

People are confusing their right to believe in a god with their desire to play god.
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If there were a god, it would destroy religions.
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@1
I like that saying "Think of the Children." My vote for the all-time most said phrase by us Sloggers.
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since religion is just a fancy word for “slavishly obeying a bunch or rules and/or ideas”, does that mean that card carrying communists can up and release everyone's property so we can all enjoy it?
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Sasse is from Nebraska, not North Dakota. Not that there's much difference. My mother is from the same town, and even she, staunch GOP voter since Eisenhower, couldn't wait to get out.
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@1: I don't think he's saying that the skateboarding is against his religious beliefs, he's just saying that God told him to beat the kid for... reasons.
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@1, 8: "I swear to God, if you mess up that ollie one more time, I'm going over there and beat you"
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The photo-capture in the linked article really gives one pause: clearly the man was afraid for his life, because the boy was so intimidating and unruly, fearsome and chaotic. I mean, what 250-pound adult wouldn't be afraid of a kid who weighed, probably, 85 pounds and was test-riding a 3-pound skateboard? Sheesh. Give the guy a break -- of COURSE his god would seize him by the scruff and tell him to assault the kid!
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Romans 13:1-4

Submission to Governing Authorities

13 Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2 Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3 For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and you will be commended. 4 For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer
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@3 - Keep Up! The next step of legalistic logic employed by these right-wing ideological legislate-from-the-bench types says your distinction is a matter of theology...my religion's theology requires me to "play god" and compel others to obey, even - especially - if they are non-believers.
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Arg. I hit "post" too soon.

To fully elaborate: if you (the government/civil society) in any way impede my ability to impose my beliefs on others, which my theology requires me to do, then you've infringed on my freedom of religion and conscience, and my 1st Amendment freedom of conscious trumps your freedom to not be imposed upon; this is doubly true for atheists who believe in nothing at all, and are therefore free game.

Only those with religious theology which requires them to object to the imposition of my beliefs may have an exemption, and only then if they can prove it's a substantial burden they are being forced to endure.
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People just like to use religion as an excuse to act like shits.
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@2:

I don't think that's quite right. I'm pretty sure Sasse was specifically referring to followers of Yahweh, not Allah, and even then, there's probably some sort of prohibition in-place for Papists, Lutherans, Methodists, Unitarians, Episcopalians - that is, any non-fundamentalist, non-Baptist denomination.
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@15: Are Unitarians even Christians? They get excluded for that reason alone. And I think you forgot Jews in your prohibitions.
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In order to respect ones religious beliefs, perhaps they long to be punished in accordance with their texts?

Zephaniah 1:9 In the same day also will I punish all those that leap on the threshold, which fill their masters' houses with violence and deceit.

Oof, that's from Zeph; which I'm afraid is Old Testament, Mr. Hammer. You're sentence is not likely to be light.

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File this one right next to Mike Huckabee letting Maurice Clemmons out of prison because he said he loved Jesus -- sincerely! -- and you've got the whole picture.

And then these same guys said you can't build a 'mosque' (that's not a mosque) a half mile from the WTC site. Because religious freedom is absolute.
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I understand that religious beliefs do enter into some family law proceedings. For example, people successfully argue for different terms in a divorce decree based on their faith traditions.

Applying the same reasoning to criminal court proceedings is simply insane. Unless we just take every defendant's word about what their religious beliefs are. The courts would be asked to determine if someone is a sufficiently devout believer in a religion to allow the religion's tenets to apply. Whether the religion is sufficiently mainstream to be recognized. What the religion's tenets are. And how those tenets should affect secular criminal law.

It actually reminds me of the can of worms military judges have to sort through to determine if someone is truly a conscientious objector.
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I'm ashamed of all the Sloggers who don't remember the passage from Exodus in which the Egyptian army was pursuing the Hebrews. As they rode their skateboards into the Red Sea, Y-w-h caused the waters to close upon them.
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Holy crap! do that here in the UK and your charged with at the very least common assault, you are also graded on a offender system
(1 for murder, sexual assault etc..where records are kept for life on Police systems, to 5 for non violent crimes, kept on Police records for 10 years, more if you re-offend).
Put together with this guys previous charges,(the assault with a deadly weapon and taking property)that's a life long record with the Police, he would automatically loose his job if convicted, and wouldn't have passed the background check that all teachers here have to pass if he wanted to return to his school, or he applied for a new position. So no job with children in the UK ever again.
As for the 'God' defence, he could be assessed for mental health problems whilst in Police custody if he really pressed the point. Our courts would give him a fine or a custodial term God or no God.
In the 15 years I worked for the Police here, I heard religion used as a defence in two cases I dealt with, neither defendant won their cases, how could they? Their 'witness' couldn't take the stand...
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@16:

Jews are problematic in that those who live in Israel seem to get special dispensations from Christian Fundamentalists because they have to rebuild the Temple of Jerusalem in order for all the fundies to get raptured.

Or something like that. Admittedly, it's all pretty confusing.
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I really wonder if it was some sort of divine presence (can we test for that?), or just is unmanaged, irrational anger that "grabbed him", as he says.

And the kids were causing "absolute chaos and mayhem"? Wow. That's alot [sic]. Not the lesser crime of relative chaos and mayhem that much more well-behaved boys cause.
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I am sorry violent prone religious fanatics, the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment is pretty specific, no laws by Congress or State Government can be established or exempt from Religious beliefs. Religious beliefs are different than Religious practices, and there are not many religions other than the Church of Satan that condone assault....
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Yeah, Ben Sasse is from Nebraska, not North Dakota. ND has enough to deal with without adding that Sasse asshat into the mix.
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When we elevate the rights and power of one individual or group significantly above another we erode or destroy the very construct of a mutually sovereign people whose power is vested in its governing laws and representative government.

All organized religions are political in nature and left unchecked in the balance of power would be tempted to displace, usurp and overthrow our government of, by and for the people.

Having been minority religions in lands governed by state religions, protestants once upon a time understood the need to maintain checks and balances so that no one church or theology would exert its authority beyond its right of self-governance.

Unfortunately, people who imagine a god are forever tempted to play the role of god.

As churches have converted over the last half-century from associations to corporations and as corporations have increased in power by supplanting democracy with capitalism and creating a governing class of banks and investors, churches as corporations have been unable to resist the temptation to supplant the democratic republic that has so long protected them with a theocratic government whose god favors (or simply is) capital and whose laws are selective passages from the holy books of their previous incarnation that have been twisted into the service of capitalism and the power it imparts to them.

Capital is the god in which Americans trust. Step outside its church (banks) and congregation (corporations) for a moment and the beast becomes apparent.

Protestants who seek to overthrow the secular government and join with banks and corporations to displace a government of, by and for all of the people that has so long served and protected them will soon find themselves in the same position as small-to-medium local and family businesses who allowed and even supported the capitalist system that yielded the governing class of corporations that now rule what remains of them.

Every ruling class needs a self-serving theology. How long before this emerging theology of capitalism has supplanted all others? How long before their god and its true church replace all others? Not long now.

A word of warning to Christians:

You cannot defeat the enemy you become.

Your pursuit of power through your belief in capitalism has betrayed your lack of faith and belief in the G_d you once professed to serve.

No god can endure who is reduced to his followers by their attempts to become him. Playing god reveals you and your deity.

...oh, and just in case we've been unclear capitalism is the state religion, and you helped bring it to power.
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@22 Especially when you consider the rapture is a fairly recent invention. John Darby started preaching it in 1830. It was never part of any church doctrine before that.
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The nice thing about believing in a god that likes to fuck with human's lives all the time is that you can then call any fucked up urge you have "God's will" and it would be blasphemous to not go assaulting kids or whatever.
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And if your religious beliefs demand human sacrifice...?
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@27:

True, but we're talking about a group of people who cannot (or will not) grasp basic scientific concepts of measuring time such as Carbon Dating, Doppler Shifting, The Hubble Constant, or Geological Layering. So far as they're concerned 1830 might as well have been right after Moses accidentally swallowed some magic mushrooms while wandering around the slopes of Mt. Sinai.
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This is why our forefathers called for a separation of church and skate
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I'm not saying that he should have to forensically prove that he was touched by God, but perhaps some explanation of what skateboarding in general or those boys in particular has to do with his religion might be in order. Because right now my reasonable doubt is saying it was a "Get offa my lawn" reaction, which is so universal to all the cantankerous old men of humanity that no one religion can claim it.

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