Why can't my hometown make the news for anything that does not involve a stripper?

Serious earrings! This should be on Judge Mathis.

@1) Stolen moon rocks? Enron? that creepy hand doctor dude whose wife had an affair with an astro? Come on, we have lots to be proud of!

This is open & shut, right? Without something in writing, which the guy obviously doesn't have, he's SOL. Maybe an empathetic judge could toss him a small bone of some sort, the Harry Potter DVDs or even a hundred bucks, but nothing of significance. Seems like the dude's wasting his time & exposing himself to an audience (perhaps his real motive) in doing so.

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

Strippers bilking money out of dudes in strip clubs by pretending to be into them is all part of the game, but tricking a guy into giving you his computer and a few DVDs? Just seems wrong.

Besides, she still has her boobs and butt, from what I can see.

i'm not sure it's open and shut. i mean, who pays for a lap dance with a dvd collection? is that standard? i'm pretty sure that to a judge or a jury it could look a lot like a guy thinking he has a relationship and loaning the laptop and dvds more than it could look like a guy taking his wizardy dvds to the club hoping to get trade them for a little action. so it really depends on the testimony they give, and if there is any other evidence, such as were the dvds and laptop new or used, where there txts or visits outside the club, etc. and if her whole thing is she takes no loans, then the $2000 even becomes questionable. it wouldn't be the first time a desperate guy was taken advantage of by a pretty girl.

on face value, if all the evidence was what we saw in this clip, i'd say she keeps the money and he gets the laptop and dvds back.

"How Do I Get My Booty Back?" would be a great title for a Jennifer Lopez autobiography.

He does look like the kind of guy that would want his Harry Potter DVD's back....

This seems almost ideally suited to Judge Mathis.

As for love, I think someone needs to spend more time with his husband.

he is not dating any more strippers? Surely his great looks and wonderful personality will land him a ton of girlfriends. His next court would be a woman ridding him of half his assets, wait and see...

Take away lesson is don't date sex workers because they're always on the clock?

Nope, she should keep everything. She earned it. Dude had his short-term fantasy (which is, judging by the newclip, otherwise completely unattainable) and she got 7 years at Hogwarts.

Making her give everything back means that every dancer who was ever tipped anything would be at the mercy of every dude bemoaning delusions of a relationship.

She is named Nomi... is that ironic or meta or...

Wait a second, are you telling me unmarried couples can go to court to get legally binding decisions about splitting assets after a breakup? I had no idea.

True, There ain't no loans (or lay-aways) in a strip club.

But, jeez, you don't take a man's Harry Potter collection from him!

If heard by the right judge, there could be some important (and damn amusing) precedent established.

The fact that this schlub actually thought he was dating this dancer should be proof on its face that he is delusional.

Case closed.

"Statuesque" is right. Dag.

Every time they cut to Randy, his face registered to me as Alan Rickman's "what a savings" expression. The dude could not be more unhappy about being stuck reporting on this "story."

This interview is better http://youtu.be/K3Tp6PiBjH4