Next time you're heading down that way, stop at Ramblin' Jack's in Chehalis. They've got a big poster of bone saws and cleavers next to the urinal there. You're be *wishing* for puppies!
I know that place. The ladies room decor is country casual, with (if I recall correctly) a couple of old dolls on a shelf across from the toilet. And the door lock was broken.
I take that back, there aren't really paws in the picture. Just have to look away, or close eyes. Or think of blades and saws and weed whackers, I'd be pee fine.
I think it was the eye contact. Maybe if I had looked at their paws I would have been OK.
Fnarf, I think someone did that.