Music Apr 17, 2014 at 7:59 am

CNN Says: Rapper Severs Penis and Jumps off a Balcony

Charles Mudede
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1
Johnson lost his johnson?
on April 17, 2014 at 8:21 AM Report this
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How incredibly disturbing and sad.
Phoebe in Wallingford on April 17, 2014 at 8:32 AM Report this
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Jesus Christ. For me personally, I would not want to survive such a suicide attempt.
wxPDX on April 17, 2014 at 8:38 AM Report this
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Did they reattach the johnson to Johnson?
on April 17, 2014 at 8:45 AM Report this
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What an incredible moron.
Pope Peabrain on April 17, 2014 at 8:47 AM Report this
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On first reading the headline I thought his name was Severs Penis.
jeffg166 on April 17, 2014 at 8:50 AM Report this
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Luckily Johnson rhymes with Johnson so he can lay down a beat and make a good rap out of his night.
on April 17, 2014 at 8:58 AM Report this
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@6 that's his new name.
Wow, this dude made a weird choice.
SoUt on April 17, 2014 at 8:59 AM Report this
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This guy is going to attempt to kill himself again, comics wont be able to resist creating raps about not having a penis as most rappers just love to talk about how big their jimmy is, even skinny pale white boys like Macklemore.
Kinison on April 17, 2014 at 9:13 AM Report this
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Andre and the angry inch
hifiandrew on April 17, 2014 at 9:30 AM Report this
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Good Morning Charles,
Sigh. It is extremely difficult to have empathy for this fool. I wish him recovery but he'll probably never get fully recovered. Clearly, he has other issues.

This will affect his future "performance".

Just had to.
lark on April 17, 2014 at 9:40 AM Report this
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Hold my dick!
Gern Blanston on April 17, 2014 at 10:08 AM Report this
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@11: Why is it hard to have empathy for him? Do you not have empathy for people who are suicidal or facing psychosis?
delirian on April 17, 2014 at 10:25 AM Report this
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I can't help but keep wondering if the guy severed his penis, and then decided to throw himself off the balcony, or took the time enroute to his planned fall, to sever his penis.

I am also intrigued by the thought of the method by which he severed his penis, and can only hope it was some Wu Tang Clan style shit, like a bizarre western remix of seppuku.
on April 17, 2014 at 10:27 AM Report this
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Not forgotten, but not re-membered.
on April 17, 2014 at 11:03 AM Report this
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Aren't rappers like 95% penis?

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on April 17, 2014 at 11:44 AM Report this
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@16: ow.
Hanoumatoi on April 17, 2014 at 12:17 PM Report this
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Christ, people. Have some sympathy for the kind of intense mental anguish that must have led him to this point, and the horrible emotional and physical road he has ahead of him. I mean, what if the word "rapper" was replaced with "person with body dismorphia" or "trans person"? Would you all be making jokes then?
wxPDX on April 17, 2014 at 12:53 PM Report this
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" Would you all be making jokes then?"

If their last name is Johnson? Probably.

Last question: did Johnson jump with his johnson in his hand?
on April 17, 2014 at 1:16 PM Report this
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@13,
I hardly know anything about him (I didn't watch the video). I never heard of him until Charles' post. That one doesn't judge all people who attempt or even commit suicide the same doesn't render one less of a humanist. There have been some nasty people who have done themselves in and they may not have been psychotic at all.

That said, I still want him to recover fully and wish him well. But, considering the attempt and his self castration the macabre humor was unavoidable. Notice the postings.
lark on April 17, 2014 at 1:23 PM Report this
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In the words of Bill Burr:

I’m envious of women, okay? I’m not saying your problems get solved but at least they are taken seriously, you know. I think we 1800 numbers, you got ribbons, there’s groups; people give a shit. Anything happens to a guy, it’s just considered funny. Some woman cut her husband’s dick off, threw in the garbage disposal and turned it on. People thought it was hilarious, I mean, "Hey, hey! Stumpy!" Nobody cares.
doceb on April 17, 2014 at 1:25 PM Report this
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Mental anguish? Perhaps, more likely the dude was jacked out of his brain on meth, bath salts PCP or some other fascinating new designer drug. I would think a person would really have to be trippin out to cut off his dick, unless his girl did it and then pushed him of the balcony? I hear his is a real prick to women. (pun intended)
on April 17, 2014 at 2:11 PM Report this
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Darwin wins again.
longwayhome on April 17, 2014 at 8:31 PM Report this

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