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1
One time in The Stranger's offices I was checking my phone while peeing and KERPLUNK! Into the toilet.
2
Oh Kent in England. I knew people were kind of special down there but not like saying "mum"
3
They're ineligible for the Darwin Award -- they're both alive and contributing to the gene pool. To be a Darwin winner, you have to remove yourself from the gene pool before reproducing.
4
Considering how rancid NYC subways smell, I'd consider the phone a lost cause even without the inherent danger of jumping on the tracks.
5
That woman must have a shocking lack of upper body strength!
6
Did she break her uterus along with her phone? How is she a Darwin Award winner?
7
What @3 and @6 said - these were both people who did a foolish, life-threatening thing, but to "win the Darwin Award" you have to die (or otherwise be prevented from breeding and creating more of yourself).
8
On the Chicago 'L' there are big ads saying "You can live without it for a minute" with a message to the effect of "don't be stupid, ask a CTA worker if you drop your phone on the tracks".

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