They're ineligible for the Darwin Award -- they're both alive and contributing to the gene pool. To be a Darwin winner, you have to remove yourself from the gene pool before reproducing.
What @3 and @6 said - these were both people who did a foolish, life-threatening thing, but to "win the Darwin Award" you have to die (or otherwise be prevented from breeding and creating more of yourself).
On the Chicago 'L' there are big ads saying "You can live without it for a minute" with a message to the effect of "don't be stupid, ask a CTA worker if you drop your phone on the tracks".