I was going to suggest that maybe Lincoln had a threesome with one of the top entertainers of his day, but then I realized that would be one of the Booth brothers. Then again, the emotional fallout from that event could have sparked a lot of...

Someone get me a literary agent on the phone right now.

Well, I have to admit that it IS a sad state of affairs when the President of the United States ends up having to show up on boneheaded shows like Funny or Die or have to sit through interviews with Bill O'Reilly. It does demean the office.

I think Obama sitting there pretending to take O'Reilly seriously as an interviewer was funnier than the Ferns thing.

The Kennedys/Monroe tape was probably shot by the CIA.

Jeez, I have that old film in my garage. My aunt gave it to us before she passed. Every 4th of July the family sits down and watches the boys roll around with Marilyn. We laugh together (and shed a few tears for Aunt Rose), but never thought anyone else would care that much about seeing it. You can't hear much because Jackie's giving directions the whole time from behind the camera and the lighting is terrible, and the positions are frankly pedestrian. But I guess since it now turns out that it might be of interest to someone...

#5, do the swords ever cross?

@6 yes, and now that you mention it there is some role-play between the brothers that might shed some light to historians on the Cuban Missile Crisis. Bobbie plays Nikita and Jack plays Fidel. Marilyn's doing her own thing on the side; it seems like she's standing in for Lady Liberty except she's not holding the torch in the air. But it's really hard to understand what's going on because of the fake accents and Jackie talking in the background.

@2: I doubt that site built on assholes and 90% fake female profiles has the money to offer (if the film even exists), but they succeed at getting people to publish their PR for them.