News Mar 7, 2014 at 7:36 am

Jon Stewart on Fox News on Vladimir Putin

Dan Savage
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Come on Dan, you know things like that only makes a person a tyrant if they are on the left (which Obama isn't really, but to them anything left of Attila the Hun is "left").
Fortunate on March 7, 2014 at 7:46 AM Report this
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@1 Anybody who is not a GOP is the better way to phrase it.
dkjndmsahksdhksal on March 7, 2014 at 7:55 AM Report this
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Anyone who isn't a convulsing, tongue-talking, gun-fellating, 1% supremacist, neo-fascist, Tea Klux Klan lunatic qualifies as the Left these days.
Original Andrew on March 7, 2014 at 8:10 AM Report this
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Obama's reelection has given them all some serious PTSD.
Pope Peabrain on March 7, 2014 at 8:25 AM Report this
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I rather have Obama annexed British Columbia. The US could annex Prince Edward Island, for more Lobster Dinners, and turn Anne of Green Gables house into a strip mall.
ferret on March 7, 2014 at 8:29 AM Report this
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@ 6 - Or Alberta, so the US could pollute itself even more. Or Québec, which always wants to leave Canada but doesn't have the balls to do it on its own.
Ricardo on March 7, 2014 at 9:04 AM Report this
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Saskatchewan? Ha! They'll see you coming long before American troops ever get there.
saxfanatic on March 7, 2014 at 9:27 AM Report this
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@ 8 But they'd probably be happy to join the US so they could become members of the Tea Party, since they've been voting for the racist, pro-gun, anti-abortion, anti-gay Conservatives for a while now.
Ricardo on March 7, 2014 at 9:44 AM Report this
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Why so much crazy?? Why???
seandr on March 7, 2014 at 10:06 AM Report this
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@7 The US can only handle so much batshit insanity. If the US annex Quebec, we would have to give up Florida to Cuba, because we can only have only one crazy uncle in the family, not two...

Quebec, a crazy uncle, who chain smokes, eats poutine and only speaks in Joule.

I am willing to compromise, we can only take the lower mainland of BC..
ferret on March 7, 2014 at 10:48 AM Report this
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Yeah, come ON -- Alberta! They've got oil, man! The only reason even Canada has Saskatchewan is because it's in the way.
Fnarf on March 7, 2014 at 10:51 AM Report this
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@ 11 - I didn't know there was a limit to the number of crazy uncles a family can have. I'll have to tell mine to kill off one of ours, then.

It's "joual", by the way. And with Québec's demographics as of 2014, I can assure you it speaks many other languages. (I guess you could say the crazy uncle also speaks in tongues.)
Ricardo on March 7, 2014 at 10:53 AM Report this
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@ 12 - Thanks, that's actually very funny. I'll have to say it to my Canadian friends, see how they react.
Ricardo on March 7, 2014 at 11:01 AM Report this
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@3: I'd say you're the one who's buttsore. See, the President is doing his job and getting shit done, so it's not like you can actually provide evidence that he's doing poorly. All you have left to do is repeat over and over that Obama is a bad president, regardless of the actual evidence, and maybe eventually you'll start to believe yourself. Keep fucking that chicken.
venomlash on March 7, 2014 at 11:14 AM Report this
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@3: Sorry if this ruins your masturbation fantasies, but Vladimir Putin is only 5'5" tall. He's basically his own Mini-Me.

If international conflicts were settled in the ring, Obama would kick the shit out of him. If they were settled on the basketball court, Obama would beat an entire team of Putins.
seandr on March 7, 2014 at 12:07 PM Report this
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Cross dresser Giuliani wishes he had as nice of tits as Putin does.
Frank Blethen's vodka distiller on March 7, 2014 at 12:15 PM Report this
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I'm all for annexing Quebec. We need a third language to give the english firsters a headache. After all, them Frenchies up there are white. How do you demonize a white folks language?
kwodell on March 7, 2014 at 1:28 PM Report this
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If you keep talking that shit the judge will NEVER let you out of the institution. quit trading your medicine for buttsex

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Wait!
you forgot rodeo clowns!
if it were settled by a rodeo clown Obama would KICK ASS

too bad for America international conflicts are settled with real political influence and moral authority and your shitty impotent limp president has got no game
on March 7, 2014 at 2:28 PM Report this
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@19: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/orig…
venomlash on March 7, 2014 at 3:03 PM Report this
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@16 - In the ring? Hell no. Putin is ex (ha!) KGB, and a black belt in judo, if I remember correctly. He would break Obama in half without breaking a sweat. Now, on a basketball court, I agree completely. Obama would dominate. This is fun! Who's better at Tekken?
tejanojim on March 7, 2014 at 3:10 PM Report this
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I agree with @21, but want to know how they stack up in Cribbage. Harper?
Ophian on March 7, 2014 at 6:43 PM Report this
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@ 19 - To the rest of the world, which is where it counts when you're talking about international matters, Obama has a lot more moral authority than all your Republican presidents of the last 50 years combined.
Ricardo on March 7, 2014 at 7:09 PM Report this
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@24: You're absolutely right. Obama isn't squaring off against any Republican presidents. He clobbers any Republican presidential contenders by about a 2:1 ratio every time he goes against them, though.
Knat on March 8, 2014 at 12:24 AM Report this
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@ 24 - I am not American, He's not my president. I don't live in the US, so I have no stake in defending him. As for innocent civilians killed, let's talk about Vietnam (Nixon, a Republican), Nicaragua and El Salvador (Reagan, a Republican), Iran and Afghanistan (Bush Jr., a Republican), and the list goes on and on... And although Obama's the one in power now that we get to learn about the NSA, we all know he didn't start those spying programs. Don't you?

Who's a fucking pathetic retard again?
Ricardo on March 8, 2014 at 7:15 AM Report this
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@ 24, continuing from 26 - And yes, I know Nixon didn't start the Vietnam war. He's responsible for most of its horrors and for it dragging on for so long, though.
Ricardo on March 8, 2014 at 7:18 AM Report this
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@ 24, continuing from 26 - And I met Irak, not Iran. It's early morning for me.
Ricardo on March 8, 2014 at 7:21 AM Report this
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Meant, not met. Can't see straight at such an early hour.
Ricardo on March 8, 2014 at 7:51 AM Report this
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@24: "there is NO country on the planet that has not lowered its opinion of America since Obama took office."
Liar liar. http://trends.gmfus.org/files/2012/09/Im…
venomlash on March 8, 2014 at 9:16 AM Report this
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@24: Also: http://trends.gmfus.org/files/2013/09/TT…
You'll see there that while Bush quickly eroded European desire for America to take world leadership, the EU looks to and trusts Obama as a leader (page 11). I'd say that you're not real familiar on what leadership is.
venomlash on March 8, 2014 at 9:25 AM Report this
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you are.
on March 8, 2014 at 10:59 AM Report this
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Obamacare has demonstrated that Republicans could get everything they want from this or any other Democratic president, and they'd still hate him for it. Presumably because he chose the wrong party.
gromm on March 8, 2014 at 11:04 AM Report this
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buy a calendar, Rip Van Twinkle; its 2014.....
on March 8, 2014 at 11:09 AM Report this
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@34: I love how that sorry whinging is the best you've got. Eat it.
venomlash on March 8, 2014 at 11:26 AM Report this

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