VEGAN RIGHTS NO DRONES PRISON PLANET ARGLE BARGLE FLARGLE

@1 - DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR FLURGLE BLURG UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO TALK ABOUT THE HORPA DOO PLURP IN SYRIA.

Honestly, I was hoping for some beefcake to accompany a beef day poat. Oh well.

@1 - ALSO HYDROGEN

To be fair, vegetarians have a "Potato Day" every Session where baked potatoes - with your choice of toppings - are served. There's also Dairy Day (ice cream), Massage Awareness Day (seated rub downs) and a variety of others - all hosted by various industry associations and free to anyone who happens to be in Olympia that day.

Is there a 'poor folks' day?

@2 I CONCEDE! (implodes silently in slow motion)

Mark Miloscia: mis-steak with a side of bullshit, amirite?!

@2, I demand that the word "poat" enter everyday usage on this blog. Er, boag. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD.