OMG, I hadn't read about your Santorum caucusing! Thanks for the link. My favorite line: "Newt Gingrich won my heart with his smug and irascible nature, his long history of sexual conquests, and—most importantly—Herman Cain's endorsement."
There's a lovely framed photo of the Republican Senate Inner Circle (circa 1960's? - they look kinda young in it) signed by Strom Thurmond & Dick Luger, among others, at the Salvation Army store on 4th. Only $19.95. You should get that for yourself (or as a gift for Goldy).