how about.. now?
[looks at wrist ...realizes haven't worn a watch for years]
and... now?
the sad thing will remain stuck for the next three to eight point three months, selah. and yet it still won't quite add up to the boondoggle of a half dozen other large engineering boondoggles (including Brightwater). but nevertheless, just try to imagine the glee, ...the saliva, that this monster mess-up will provide various Slog writers. unlike "Bertha" there's no stopping the schadenfreude juggernaut. so somehow we ought to learn to love it. someone really needs to write the banjo ballad of "Bertha and Dominic". (oh once there was a vast machine and Bertha was its name-o...)
I have many friends unemployed because of this "situation". I'm sure the State is aware of the number of persons collecting benefits while this machine is being "fixed". But, just like everything else in Govt. short term memory loss is common and next year when everything is going smoothly we will forget the delays.
It's either at the end of zone 1, or the beginning of zone 2.
Hello Harborview.
Yeah, this is like soooo embarrassing.
My friend. He's like...a tunnel.
We'll we all got drunk and he said...man, put this plug up my...you-know-what.
Well, next thing you know it's stuck.
Yeah, we just woke up and he was like, man, I feel lousy. Holy crap...where's that boring machine?!
And he just signed up for Obamacare and wants to know if it's gonna cost him a truckload or of you can just like, pull it out somehow.
[looks at wrist ...realizes haven't worn a watch for years]
and... now?
the sad thing will remain stuck for the next three to eight point three months, selah. and yet it still won't quite add up to the boondoggle of a half dozen other large engineering boondoggles (including Brightwater). but nevertheless, just try to imagine the glee, ...the saliva, that this monster mess-up will provide various Slog writers. unlike "Bertha" there's no stopping the schadenfreude juggernaut. so somehow we ought to learn to love it. someone really needs to write the banjo ballad of "Bertha and Dominic". (oh once there was a vast machine and Bertha was its name-o...)
Yes, and along with it your reporting.