Fucking after a rich meal and lots of alcohol can be a lot of fun and very sweet and moving- it just rarely ends in orgasms for either partner in my experience.
I don't disagree that it's good advice but my experience is it works better the other way'round.
After a vigorous humping me and Mrs. Awesome would rather lay in bed (or on the sofa) and cuddle, then fall asleep. I really don't have the energy to get back up, get all dressed up, and go out.
But after a romantic dinner somewhere swanky washed down with a few drinks Mrs. A can't wait to jump me. And that's 100% reliable and predictable. So FF just doesn't really work for us.
@8 Funny, but Dan's wins. Though anything on Discovery ID's near 24 hr "murder-porn" cycle would do the trick too.
Anyways, yeah! Finally an excuse to knock back a beer and watch some good cinema. And I'm actually surprised I'm not sad or jealous this year- the only thing I woke up lamenting was the lack of sex.
Honestly, I think it's really stupid to go out to dinner on Valentine's day. Way too many other people do it, and you're likely to not get great service because the romantic restaurants will be packed. I just rent a movie with my boyfriend and share a pint of ice cream at home.
Or, if you're a uterus owner, just take the whole question off the table by getting your period (and associated fuck-deterring cramps and discomfort-- I'm not squeamish, but ow) over V-day, as I have done now two years (and two partners) in a row.
I'm getting a jump on Easter and staying home to devour an entire chocolate bunny. They're on sale already and the chocolate is better than those stupid heart shaped box candies. Anyone up for chocolate smeared fucking like bunnies is welcome to share. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. Twice on the pipes if you're the hottie that fixed the broken pipe last week.
I still say that abstaining (deliberately, not due to rich food) on The Day That Shall Not Be Named has far greater cachet, though in a slightly icky way reminiscent of the creators of Sherlock, who are extremely unpleasant people. Breaking up by mutual consent is even better if a couple is up to it, but the degree of difficulty is too high for most.
So... Thanks for the movie tip, Dan!
(PS, I actually thought it was funny)
House of Cards, Season 2
It's binge day (viddy and food) for Singles!
After a vigorous humping me and Mrs. Awesome would rather lay in bed (or on the sofa) and cuddle, then fall asleep. I really don't have the energy to get back up, get all dressed up, and go out.
But after a romantic dinner somewhere swanky washed down with a few drinks Mrs. A can't wait to jump me. And that's 100% reliable and predictable. So FF just doesn't really work for us.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canad…
Happy Valentine's Day y'all.
Did NASA really just tweet FF?
https://mobile.twitter.com/NASA/status/4…
Anyways, yeah! Finally an excuse to knock back a beer and watch some good cinema. And I'm actually surprised I'm not sad or jealous this year- the only thing I woke up lamenting was the lack of sex.