Santorum is free to continue attacking his wife's colorful past by waging a proxy war against every other woman in America. However, the reciprocity of it all is that if his campaign ever gains serious traction he and his wife are going to have one helluva come to Jesus moment before the whole of America and his clueless throng of sycophants trying to explain the sexual amusement park where she once lived...hell, that she once was. If she'd publish a tell-all account (or just a tell-a-novella), the book would make Forty Shades of Grey blush like a naive virgin.

Seriously, Google her, folks. It's not exactly a well kept secret. But, you might well wonder how in the hell the stories about her that all of Europe was reading during Santorum's last run for president never appeared in the American press...a mystery indeed.

Next time, in the Lube/Fecal matter graphic, use a brown X rather a red one.