That poor handsome man. He could have stayed "Tom of Finland Template 3" but noooo. He had to grow a mustache and become "Tom of Finland Template 4."

And how the fuck does a middlebrow gay like me get to 48 without knowing the original lyrics were spicier than in the movie? For shame.

Insurgents flee, the chicks'll cream.. for Greased Lightnin'! Ya durn Swedes. Thanks Dan.

Dan, if the country has a navy, they have marines (or something like them, even if they don't use that exact term). Now, a landlocked country, like, say, Switzerland having marines would be very bizarre.

I would pay top dollar to see the same guys do that routine naked. I'm such a perv!

That mustache is sexy as hell, hrrrumph!

Yeah, but can they do "Call Me Maybe" ?

All the nice girls love a sailor.

That's not the only hidden sex either. There's more fucking, and a blow job too.

This is a cross between the Swedish kama sutra and where's waldo. @11 thank you, I missed these first time I watched.

Here's what I found so far:

Guy with a beard fucking another from behind at 0:48 (left of center, behind the lead), blow job at 2:13 lower right edge of screen, dick-dick frottage (or maybe anal from the front) at 2:25 left hand side of screen, and some more anal from behind / standing 3:06 left edge in the background. Plus the one Dan said at 1:00 guy with legs in the air left edge of scene.

Any more?

I'm generally pro facial hair, but I cannot--in good conscience--vote for that 'stache on that face.

@4: Canadian Navy? You bet! Canadian Marines? None. We're generally too polite to board other vessels.

@4: Switzerland has a navy. No idea if they have marines.

@15 Googled "swiss navy". Found nothing but personal lubricants.

I don't care what you guys say... I like the mustache.

That was the mustache of an agoraphobic pedophile. Fail.

Seriously, people? It's just a bunch of boys having fun, and you have to turn it into something perverted? Come on, not everything is about sex. Some things are just innocent, clean fun. Damn.