I don't know how many times I've told them not to call chicks broads.

Prince Riebus is the perfect embodiment of the cluelessness of today's GOP.

Don't take that tone with me, young man....

Yeah, that's the ticket. Just be sneakier about your racism and sexism, no probs.

Hey Reince no matter how many times or ways you polish a turd it's still a turd.

Thank you, @1. UHF quotes make me unreasonably happy!

What's a Reince Priebus?

very conscious of the tone and choice of words we use

"Look sluts... er, I mean, feminists. Look, it's not that we're opposed to you killing your babies, it's that we're, um... concerned that...ah... you'll feel bad about it later. Yeah, that's it! You'll feel bad later! Not that feeling bad is wrong. And not that we're telling you to feel bad. We just know you will. Wait! No! We don't KNOW you will... because we're a bunch of guys... how would we know how a slut... er, chick? no... woman? Yes, a woman! How would we know what a woman would feel? We just want you to know we're concerned how you'll feel. Yeah.... I think we handled that pretty well, don't you? Now go make me a sandwich. Oh, ah... sorry about that.... PLEASE... go make me a sandwich."

Oh snap, Patty!

@7: It's a code term for RNC PR BS. Just remove the vowels.

@10: Oh my God, that actually works (so long as you include some proper spacing). Wow.

Reince Priebus is an anagram for "Crisp Bee Urine", among other things I learned watching The Colbert Report.

Reince is the stuff people scoop up in small plastic bags along the sidewalk when they are walking their pit bulls.