"...but I hope this includes colanders."

That made me blow my breakfast milk out my nose. Thanks for the laugh.

Your first link is broken. :(

Nothing newsworthy happening in Seattle or even Washington State, apparently.

@2: Here's the link to that drivel.

@2 Fixed, sorry!

Looks like the Biebs is about 2 parties away from going full-on Britney. They meltdown should be delicious. And sad.

@7 *giant eyeroll*

Now it's time to undo some of the injustices done in the war on drugs and wipe people's records clean. Give people a second chance. Let's stop being petty and vindictive. It costs too much.

"According to the American Association of Railroads, train shipment of crude oil in the U.S. grew from 9,500 carloads in 2008 to 234,000 in 2012—almost 25 times as many in only four years! That’s expected to rise to 400,000 this year."

Rail vs. Pipeline Is the Wrong Question: http://www.commondreams.org/view/2014/01…

I'm happy to hear Obama and Biden weighing in on this. Now they only need to put the same amount of focus on the military rape complex.

@6 Spare us from the photos of him getting out of a limo sans pants, please. Eeewww.

@12

How about shaved head?