Maybe way off base but isn't JLD's family super-wealthy (not that that makes her less than fabulous)? Any relationship to the company that operates our grain terminal? Google it my fucking self you say? Do you have any idea who I am? Time is money and it's nearly noon and I've not even had time to masturbate and walk the dog, yes simultaneously, because money is time. And by that I mean happy birthday JLD.
I remember the one photo from that 1982 Potomac crash like it was yesterday. I also remember holding the dying James Joyce in my arms as he took his last breath. Julia Louise Dreyfus, I don't know, she wears those tight pants on New Christine show. I mean, I guess she has an attractive butt, though for some reason, it's a turn-off, does nothing for me. Can you ask Expert Dan Savage to tell me how to think about this? Thanks.
I love the e-cigarette and refusing to join Witherspoon's selfie. I love Amy Poehler, but I was surprised she won for Parks and Recreation. I thought Girls would sweep, but maybe it doesn't play well outside the US (or maybe even inside for more than a select audience).
She's hilarious, but not hot. No one on Seinfeld or Friends was remotely hot (aside from a few shots of Aniston's nipples).
Now, Modern Family's Sofia Vergara -- now SHE'S hot. Hott. Hottest. And I don't even like the show that much, but I would pay money to have her abuse me. (So's Sarah Hyland, hott that is. Yes, I am a pervert.)
I'm assuming they paid for it.
Now, Modern Family's Sofia Vergara -- now SHE'S hot. Hott. Hottest. And I don't even like the show that much, but I would pay money to have her abuse me. (So's Sarah Hyland, hott that is. Yes, I am a pervert.)