Paying for oatmeal at a restaurant seems like such a waste of money.

That interview sounds amazing. Wow.

Spending that much money on lunch: you're part of the 1% Paul.

I'll take your word for it, Paul, that your congee was good, but it doesn't look very appetizing. Kinda looks like slop. Kinda looks like an early school day breakfast made by a drunk mom.

JB could stop worrying if her children will posthumously publish her Seussian doggerel by, I don't know, DESTROYING IT.

I hate to pile on, Paul dear, and I know that "downtown" lunch can be pricey. But still - $7.50 for a non-alcoholic beverage (which probably didn't even have free refills)? What's wrong with our glorious Cedar River water?

As for the book, isn't that the lady who writes books about teenage periods?

That almost has me ready to subscribe to The Believer. Want.

$17.50 plus tax and tip for lunch. Geez.