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1
2014 is shaping up to be a banner year for weird religions.
All religions are weird.
2
As a member of the second protestant reform church of TFSM i call blasphemy! for the colander is an overt image of the anti-pasta! (and i quote) Ruben 3:86 "and the fiend rose and did shake the lord in the colander of sonoma of william, and the people were sore oppressed as aldente was yet to be seen upon the planes of amana"
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@2, as a member of the less-fundamentalist local franchise (we attend services once a year in the banquet room of an Olive Garden 200 miles away), I am merely miffed that he chose not to don the traditional three-legged aluminum colander with rakish side handles.
4
It would've been more appropriate if he dressed in pirates garb, the original Pastafarians, and answered "Arg" for the affirmative to his oath.
5
I'm a fundamentalist Pastafarian and I agree with @4.
6
I'd like to apologize for the hostility displayed by my fellow TFSMer, #2.
We're not all like that.

I respect the intensity of his belief, but think that we should all just be happy that a elected official used his noodle.
7
You foul apostates will all burn in the everlasting cauldrons of puttanesca upon the fourth ring of béchamel!!
8
Holy pasta sauce such sectarian bickering.
9
Bubba Clinton swore in the new socialist liberal Mayor of NY on a BIBLE, and said it was "fitting" to do so.
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@6: Prove that you're a NALT. Start an organization that works to protect the rights of all people who are sworn in to local city councils to wear whatever headgear they want (or no headgear at all).

Until you do that, I have no choice but to believe that all fundamentalist FSMists speak for you and your beliefs.
11
If we are going to start using "squoze" as a real word, I'm going to have to reject the prosecutor's usage and insist that it's only appropriate for harmless squeezings.
Correct: I picked that cuddly kitten up and just squoze him.
Incorrect (in addition to being more despicable than a Pastafarian in a three-legged colander): The defendant squoze a baby's head so hard it caused brain damage.
13
Not to brag, seek converts, or get all competitive or anything, but as a member of a (Hicksite/Quietist/Unprogrammed/FGC) Quaker meeting, I feel obliged to point out that we're dogma-free, too, and way older than the Pastafarians. Plus, we sometimes serve pasta-based dishes during Social Hour. Alas, we gave up funny costumes and headgear some time back. It seemed odd to have "simple dress" mean 18th Century costume without shiny buttons. These days, we get by with jeans and sneakers, or whatever you're usually happy stepping out of the house wearing on a weekend morning.

So, if perchance any of you would be amused by sitting quietly in a room full of old peaceniks, contemplating the inner or outer universe, please consider yourselves invited. quakerfinder.org
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12 you can't resist, can you.
15
It's probably better that he went with a plastic colander. If it were metal, it would have caused a lot of glare for the photographer. He was thinking ahead.
16
Only a yellow plastic colander is permitted for use in such situations! See Ziti 3:25 "And lo his colander was yellow and mightily was he blessed by the touch of the noodly appendage."
17
This pasta is the body and blood of the Great manicotti who was sacrificed for your Parmesan cheeses, partake and become one with the sauce.
18
I've always wondered, 'If you mix pasta with antipasta, will it explode?'
19
I'm an atheist who calls himself agnostic simply because the vast majority of internet atheists are fucking insufferable.

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