:-)

Happy new year!

Hippo Gnu Deer.
—Arti O. Dactyla

@3
Wolf, ram, hart.

@4: Rogue, demon, hunter.

I just learned my dearest friend has beaten cancer! Happy New Year! May your wishes come true!

Did he call you at 4am your time, @6? Because that's about the only kind of call I'd want to get at that hour...

And seatackled @4, I'll go with what VL said, although there's this.

@7 No, she called on New Year's Eve.

That is indeed wonderful news, your holiness. We had similar news from my Aunt Agnes Vel-DuRay.

Happy New Year, everyone! Be sure to eat your Hoppin' John!

If you're a little rocky this morning, you will be delighted to hear that I dreamed I was called in to test a variety of avant-garde hangover remedies for a reality TV show, and the ones I was commanded to test were (a) an entire bottle of Thousand Island salad dressing, (b) three pennies, and (c) a big bowl full of hard-boiled egg yolks, at least two dozen of them. I've never hurled during a dream before but last night I came close.

Mix'em all together; that should do the trick.

@7

I feel that reading through that website you linked to would create a vortex that would suck me into a hell dimension, which is not how I would like to start the new year.

@10. That is amazing. I dreamed I went up to Sartain and ripped him several new ones on their gay hatred. I managed to have quite the debate with dream Sartain.

Feeling better is just a bus ride away, if you live in Vegas. And such a bargain! Redemption Package, $99. Rapture Package, $199.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/las-vegas-…

http://www.hangoverheaven.com/

So now I really want to know where they all were at the end of ten years' time, at the end of '89.

@15, Your Majesty, I'm a little dissapointed. Copying and pasting all your Slog rants today? Are you not feeling well?

Also, we've been over this. It's, "Gomorrah" (Γόμοῤῥα), for the hundredth fucking time.

Any predictions for 2014?

Happy New Year, Dan, Terry and Strangers!

All we get is warmed-over Abba? If you're heart isn't in this, give it up.