Wait, what? "tried marriage?" You mean, you got married? Is this just an experiment, a try or do you really plan to work at it? Because any relationship (but one that is truly committed) is a project, not an end.

What? Pickled ginger? Had you never had sushi?

put them in order, lazy. snowshoeing is obviously better than marriage. now you just have 8 more.

I remember you got married, but did you acquire 24/7 children with it? AAAKKK!! Brave woman!