*sigh* my husband was insistent on naming our girl "Sophie" after his beloved grandmother, now forever and ever she's going to have to say "No, it's *just* Sophie"
I actually really like that these are all solid, recognizable names. There was a while there when everyone was tripping overthemselves to see if they could find a name that was even stupider than Jaxxton or Brenaghleagh.
My beef is the girls' names are mostly so Italian sounding. Seattle preschools are brimming with Latin names but the girls look a lot more like Gretchens and Anikas.
@9 I was a reader for blind college students for a while. I had a student from the Philippines who would get extremely frustrated at all the names he had to memorize from the sociology text. Upon hearing one more twisted continental European name, he would say, "Why can't they have regular American names like Smith, Jones, Mary, John, or Joseph?"
I don't believe I have ever met a person name Liam. Apparently that will change soon, assuming I cross paths with young folk. Hey, let's just all be grateful there aren't any Kadens, Jaydens, Bradens or any of that ilk on the list this time!
@13 The Kadens, Jaydens, and Bradens are just starting college and entering the workforce. They will be everywhere in 4 years! And in your nightmares... So, nice, the are.
I'n my day it was Cody, Kerry, and Corey, so maybe this is an improvement.
One tip, if you have two or more, don't give them names that rhyme. Once having the children has ruined your brain, when you get mad at them and call them by the wrong name, they will laugh at you and you will deserve it.
Yeesh, all of the girls' name seem to be 1910's-centric and end with the 'ah' sound, which is most peculiar. At least they are more interesting than the boys' names. Not much Edward or Bella this year though, eh?
Why was Sophia so popular? Sophia Rose was the choice we had in 2012 for if our baby (who turned out to be a boy) was going to be named. It was for a recently passed and beloved family member east of the mountains and her love of roses.
My 19-year-old nephew is named Liam, as is my friend's 10-year-old. Based on my current crop of friends-with-tiny-young-'uns, I'm really surprised that Maisie isn't high on this list.
Also, I'd like to know what would happen if they broke it down by the social grouping of the parents. I know two girls named Kaia, a boy named Kai and his sister named Naia. The common thread is granola moms.
Can I make a plug to name your next daughter "Macle"? Soft "c" , long "a". May-sull, accent on the first syllable.
It is pretty, unusual (I have never met another Macle in my entire life), and actually means something -- she was from Arkansas, which has a lot of diamond mining. Googling her name years after she died turned up this factoid -- it means a twinned crystal.
Anybody want to name their kid Macle? You will be original!
@ 27 is still smarting from the schooling I gave him. Nah, Homer, I just have that bit of brain wiring crossed. And my girls will help to make the world better, that is, much less hospitible for dangerous scaredycats like you.
@26: No disrespect to you or your mother, but was her name always being mispronounced? Honestly, my thought when I read your post was to pronounce Macle as MACK-el. Do you think she ever got a bit annoyed at always having to either spell out her name or correct those who said it wrong?
There is some merit behind giving your child a fairly common name. Mine was number 2 for the year I was born (way back during the Kennedy administration) and I've never had it mispronounced or misspelled. Remember that your son or daughter is the one who will have to live with the name you choose for their entire life. Give them something that won't make them hate you.
Yeah, growing up with a name in the top 10 from the year you were born is a bummer. And there's really no excuse for it now that we have the internet. Prospective parents need to look that shit up and avoid any name in the top 20, at least.
In yer wet dreams, Somalian Bacon. You must be buddies with Bailo. And you DID flee our last exchange, having been unable to make a case without quoting a bunch of religious dead guys. A real F- argument, Homer.
@38
Flee?
Naw, I just got tired do dealing with a mental midget who is deluded enough to beleive that government grants us rights.
@39
I'm not anti-gay, consenting adults have the right to make their own lifestyle choices including but not limited to to who they have sex with. However biology does determine reproduction.
Now Matt from Denver thinks that only Governments have the ability to determine rights, maybe you should jump on him for being anti-gay.
@ suuuuuure, the guy who can't argue his point without spewing 200 year old out-of-context quotes was so superior to the one making a logical case in his own words. No wonder you turn into a youtube troll when dealing with me.
My parents, who married young, were romantic and in the midst of obtaining liberal arts degrees, which of course exposed them to names unusual at the time.
My father, being Irish, wanted to name my brother Sean. He spent most of his childhood being called "Seen". When I was born, my father was studying the Oresteia, and I narrowly missed being named either Iphigenia or Clytemnestra. My mother, bless her, convinced him, that, although like my brother I would be doomed to a lifetime of having my name mispronounced, Lissa would be less psychologically damaging.
My 4 yr old niece is a Sofia (Spanish variation). I think that name has a lot to do with honoring Grandmothers/Great Grandmas, such was the case here, or this generation of breeders really loved The Golden Girls. 3 of my coworkers have Sophia grandkids, and a friend has a Sophie (let's not argue over which is superior OK?).
Do all girl's names have to end with "a" or "ie" though? I want to see some girls names ending in "o".
When the hell are people going to stop naming their boys after dudes in the Bible? Talk about unoriginal. If you are not religious, please don't do this.
Everyone I went to school with was a Ryan or Josh, Ashley or Jessica.
@11 Because unfortunately, germanic words are nowhere near as phonically pleasing as latin ones :)
@26 "May" is such a lovely opening syllable, I've taken a liking to "Mavis". But I think Macle does look like "Mackle". My nephew's name is Rhys (Reese), I have no doubt people will slaughter it!
@47 (who likely will not see this) my name is Mavis. As a child (in the 80's) I desperately wanted to be called Stacey. No one at Starbucks has ever heard my name before, and business emails are more likely to be addressed to "Marvis" than "Mavis" (I know my name is unusual, but Marvis isn't MORE common!) One former co-worker from England ever so politely told me I have "an old-lady name".
@50 I once heard of a little girl named Genesis. She could even go by some variation of Jenny! She could be named after the band! I thought it was kinda awesome.
@48 "Old-lady name" is actually the entire appeal for me! But I see your point. Some oldtimey names can be scarring because other kids are so rude. Anyway, I think your name rocks. The rest of the world can suck it, as they name their kids with surnames, misspelled concepts, or common names with extra letters for a "unique" effect.
RE: my mom with the strange name of Macle, and whether it was mispronounced a lot.
Sure, it was. Including at her funeral -- now there's a story.
And her last name was misspelled a lot. As is both my first and last names (not uncommon names just uncommon spellings.)
And? This is the age of unique names. I've been thinking about this post, and just found a website that shows the number of times the name Macle was used in the US. Four times around 1920. FOUR TIMES.
That, my friends, is the definition of unique. And it's pretty, once you correct everyone.
Good to know, Thanks.
my mother taught a little girl named Aquanetta Jones. no lie.
One tip, if you have two or more, don't give them names that rhyme. Once having the children has ruined your brain, when you get mad at them and call them by the wrong name, they will laugh at you and you will deserve it.
Can I make a plug to name your next daughter "Macle"? Soft "c" , long "a". May-sull, accent on the first syllable.
It is pretty, unusual (I have never met another Macle in my entire life), and actually means something -- she was from Arkansas, which has a lot of diamond mining. Googling her name years after she died turned up this factoid -- it means a twinned crystal.
Anybody want to name their kid Macle? You will be original!
Yea, but you are an idiot.
The world is worse off because you spawned.
My first child is of course going to be named "Motherfuckin'", "with an apostrophe". Middle name Steve like me (boy or girl, definitely NOT Stevie).
@27 - The irony.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xblh12XgQ…
and my debt to the slogger that pointed me to this series.
I guess if all you have to cry about are other people's baby names and Oxford commas you must have it pretty good. Congratulations.
Hey Neibs, just a friendly remember that no matter how many loads you take, you still have a physiological inability to get pregnant.
@33
Schooling, lol more like fooling.
Gonna be pretty rad when your girls start getting the big D from gun owning rednecks. Chicks love to rebel against daddy.
There is some merit behind giving your child a fairly common name. Mine was number 2 for the year I was born (way back during the Kennedy administration) and I've never had it mispronounced or misspelled. Remember that your son or daughter is the one who will have to live with the name you choose for their entire life. Give them something that won't make them hate you.
Sophias are popping up uniformly everywhere.
Flee?
Naw, I just got tired do dealing with a mental midget who is deluded enough to beleive that government grants us rights.
@39
I'm not anti-gay, consenting adults have the right to make their own lifestyle choices including but not limited to to who they have sex with. However biology does determine reproduction.
Now Matt from Denver thinks that only Governments have the ability to determine rights, maybe you should jump on him for being anti-gay.
My father, being Irish, wanted to name my brother Sean. He spent most of his childhood being called "Seen". When I was born, my father was studying the Oresteia, and I narrowly missed being named either Iphigenia or Clytemnestra. My mother, bless her, convinced him, that, although like my brother I would be doomed to a lifetime of having my name mispronounced, Lissa would be less psychologically damaging.
Do all girl's names have to end with "a" or "ie" though? I want to see some girls names ending in "o".
When the hell are people going to stop naming their boys after dudes in the Bible? Talk about unoriginal. If you are not religious, please don't do this.
Everyone I went to school with was a Ryan or Josh, Ashley or Jessica.
@11 Because unfortunately, germanic words are nowhere near as phonically pleasing as latin ones :)
@26 "May" is such a lovely opening syllable, I've taken a liking to "Mavis". But I think Macle does look like "Mackle". My nephew's name is Rhys (Reese), I have no doubt people will slaughter it!
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/201…
On the other hand, in a few decades the nursing homes will be filled with geriatric Heathers. So there's that to look forward to.
@48 "Old-lady name" is actually the entire appeal for me! But I see your point. Some oldtimey names can be scarring because other kids are so rude. Anyway, I think your name rocks. The rest of the world can suck it, as they name their kids with surnames, misspelled concepts, or common names with extra letters for a "unique" effect.
Sure, it was. Including at her funeral -- now there's a story.
And her last name was misspelled a lot. As is both my first and last names (not uncommon names just uncommon spellings.)
And? This is the age of unique names. I've been thinking about this post, and just found a website that shows the number of times the name Macle was used in the US. Four times around 1920. FOUR TIMES.
That, my friends, is the definition of unique. And it's pretty, once you correct everyone.
And they clearly left off my mom. So make that 17 times.