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There are more Isabellas at my daughter's grade school than you ever thought possible.
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@1 I know 5 kids under the age of four named Isabella. No lie.
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@1
Good to know, Thanks.
4
yes, originality is so important. just string together some popular syllables and apostrophes, and voila, original name.

my mother taught a little girl named Aquanetta Jones. no lie.
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Got a common first name plus a common last name? Slap a "Junior" on it for instant distinction!
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*sigh* my husband was insistent on naming our girl "Sophie" after his beloved grandmother, now forever and ever she's going to have to say "No, it's *just* Sophie"
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@6 Sophie was only the 51st most popular girls name, with 99 babies in 2012.
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If you named your daughter Sophia, you were unoriginal.
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I actually really like that these are all solid, recognizable names. There was a while there when everyone was tripping overthemselves to see if they could find a name that was even stupider than Jaxxton or Brenaghleagh.
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I have to assume that Mason is so popular because it is the name of the lead in popular murder simulator Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.
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My beef is the girls' names are mostly so Italian sounding. Seattle preschools are brimming with Latin names but the girls look a lot more like Gretchens and Anikas.
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@9 I was a reader for blind college students for a while. I had a student from the Philippines who would get extremely frustrated at all the names he had to memorize from the sociology text. Upon hearing one more twisted continental European name, he would say, "Why can't they have regular American names like Smith, Jones, Mary, John, or Joseph?"
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I don't believe I have ever met a person name Liam. Apparently that will change soon, assuming I cross paths with young folk. Hey, let's just all be grateful there aren't any Kadens, Jaydens, Bradens or any of that ilk on the list this time!
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@13 The Kadens, Jaydens, and Bradens are just starting college and entering the workforce. They will be everywhere in 4 years! And in your nightmares... So, nice, the are.
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I'n my day it was Cody, Kerry, and Corey, so maybe this is an improvement.

One tip, if you have two or more, don't give them names that rhyme. Once having the children has ruined your brain, when you get mad at them and call them by the wrong name, they will laugh at you and you will deserve it.
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I had no idea there were so many fellow Golden Girls fans in the state.
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Fortunately, the name we gave our daughter is still overwhelmingly represented by 85 year olds.
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Yeesh, all of the girls' name seem to be 1910's-centric and end with the 'ah' sound, which is most peculiar. At least they are more interesting than the boys' names. Not much Edward or Bella this year though, eh?
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Why was Sophia so popular? Sophia Rose was the choice we had in 2012 for if our baby (who turned out to be a boy) was going to be named. It was for a recently passed and beloved family member east of the mountains and her love of roses.
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Brian was 14th on the list in 1980 and isn't even on the list now. Booooooo
21
My 19-year-old nephew is named Liam, as is my friend's 10-year-old. Based on my current crop of friends-with-tiny-young-'uns, I'm really surprised that Maisie isn't high on this list.
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@ 13, there was a kid named Liam in my neighborhood when I was growing up.
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@ 15, I call my non-rhyming-named daughters by the wrong name all the time.
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I have a ferret named Sophia. Blame my ex for that one.
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Also, I'd like to know what would happen if they broke it down by the social grouping of the parents. I know two girls named Kaia, a boy named Kai and his sister named Naia. The common thread is granola moms.
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I miss my mom, who died in 1988.

Can I make a plug to name your next daughter "Macle"? Soft "c" , long "a". May-sull, accent on the first syllable.

It is pretty, unusual (I have never met another Macle in my entire life), and actually means something -- she was from Arkansas, which has a lot of diamond mining. Googling her name years after she died turned up this factoid -- it means a twinned crystal.

Anybody want to name their kid Macle? You will be original!
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@23

Yea, but you are an idiot.

The world is worse off because you spawned.
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I was the only Ava for ever and ever. Now I hear other kids' parents scolding me in grocery stores all the time. Boo.
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Call me when they start naming their kids "Elva" and "Myron" again.

My first child is of course going to be named "Motherfuckin'", "with an apostrophe". Middle name Steve like me (boy or girl, definitely NOT Stevie).
30
I'm going to name my boy Kaidan. Because of... reasons.

@27 - The irony.

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What he said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xblh12XgQ…

and my debt to the slogger that pointed me to this series.
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Oh Slog, will you never run out of things to hate on?

I guess if all you have to cry about are other people's baby names and Oxford commas you must have it pretty good. Congratulations.
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@ 27 is still smarting from the schooling I gave him. Nah, Homer, I just have that bit of brain wiring crossed. And my girls will help to make the world better, that is, much less hospitible for dangerous scaredycats like you.
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@30
Hey Neibs, just a friendly remember that no matter how many loads you take, you still have a physiological inability to get pregnant.

@33
Schooling, lol more like fooling.

Gonna be pretty rad when your girls start getting the big D from gun owning rednecks. Chicks love to rebel against daddy.
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@26: No disrespect to you or your mother, but was her name always being mispronounced? Honestly, my thought when I read your post was to pronounce Macle as MACK-el. Do you think she ever got a bit annoyed at always having to either spell out her name or correct those who said it wrong?

There is some merit behind giving your child a fairly common name. Mine was number 2 for the year I was born (way back during the Kennedy administration) and I've never had it mispronounced or misspelled. Remember that your son or daughter is the one who will have to live with the name you choose for their entire life. Give them something that won't make them hate you.
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@32 Thanks to your wee little troll, one of my (very hypothetical) children will be named Oxford Comma.
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Yeah, growing up with a name in the top 10 from the year you were born is a bummer. And there's really no excuse for it now that we have the internet. Prospective parents need to look that shit up and avoid any name in the top 20, at least.
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In yer wet dreams, Somalian Bacon. You must be buddies with Bailo. And you DID flee our last exchange, having been unable to make a case without quoting a bunch of religious dead guys. A real F- argument, Homer.
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@34--What's with the anti-gay remarks, dude?
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Liam is raining down from Canada. Check out this tool (only goes up to 2009). Type in Liam, and slide from left to right.

Sophias are popping up uniformly everywhere.
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Both Liam and Ethan are #1 and #2 in BC. Yet Liam is #6 in the US. I predict it's #1 in Texas in 15 years.
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@38
Flee?
Naw, I just got tired do dealing with a mental midget who is deluded enough to beleive that government grants us rights.

@39
I'm not anti-gay, consenting adults have the right to make their own lifestyle choices including but not limited to to who they have sex with. However biology does determine reproduction.

Now Matt from Denver thinks that only Governments have the ability to determine rights, maybe you should jump on him for being anti-gay.

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@ suuuuuure, the guy who can't argue his point without spewing 200 year old out-of-context quotes was so superior to the one making a logical case in his own words. No wonder you turn into a youtube troll when dealing with me.
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BTW, the government derives all its power from you and me. WE THE PEOPLE. It's not "natural," it's our invention.
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My parents, who married young, were romantic and in the midst of obtaining liberal arts degrees, which of course exposed them to names unusual at the time.
My father, being Irish, wanted to name my brother Sean. He spent most of his childhood being called "Seen". When I was born, my father was studying the Oresteia, and I narrowly missed being named either Iphigenia or Clytemnestra. My mother, bless her, convinced him, that, although like my brother I would be doomed to a lifetime of having my name mispronounced, Lissa would be less psychologically damaging.
46
It's cool that white people have hopped aboard the stupid name train
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My 4 yr old niece is a Sofia (Spanish variation). I think that name has a lot to do with honoring Grandmothers/Great Grandmas, such was the case here, or this generation of breeders really loved The Golden Girls. 3 of my coworkers have Sophia grandkids, and a friend has a Sophie (let's not argue over which is superior OK?).
Do all girl's names have to end with "a" or "ie" though? I want to see some girls names ending in "o".

When the hell are people going to stop naming their boys after dudes in the Bible? Talk about unoriginal. If you are not religious, please don't do this.

Everyone I went to school with was a Ryan or Josh, Ashley or Jessica.

@11 Because unfortunately, germanic words are nowhere near as phonically pleasing as latin ones :)

@26 "May" is such a lovely opening syllable, I've taken a liking to "Mavis". But I think Macle does look like "Mackle". My nephew's name is Rhys (Reese), I have no doubt people will slaughter it!
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@47 (who likely will not see this) my name is Mavis. As a child (in the 80's) I desperately wanted to be called Stacey. No one at Starbucks has ever heard my name before, and business emails are more likely to be addressed to "Marvis" than "Mavis" (I know my name is unusual, but Marvis isn't MORE common!) One former co-worker from England ever so politely told me I have "an old-lady name".
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@45: We used to joke about naming our daughter Clytemnestra before we had a name for her. That and Subcomandante Marcos.
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@47: I know (of) someone who named their son Revelation. Which, while in the Bible, is not a *dude* in the Bible. Homeschool thread, anyone?
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@49: Oh that's fabulous! BTW have you seen this?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/201…
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It's too bad there aren't more little Berthas and Hortenses toddling around out there.

On the other hand, in a few decades the nursing homes will be filled with geriatric Heathers. So there's that to look forward to.
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@50 I once heard of a little girl named Genesis. She could even go by some variation of Jenny! She could be named after the band! I thought it was kinda awesome.

@48 "Old-lady name" is actually the entire appeal for me! But I see your point. Some oldtimey names can be scarring because other kids are so rude. Anyway, I think your name rocks. The rest of the world can suck it, as they name their kids with surnames, misspelled concepts, or common names with extra letters for a "unique" effect.
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RE: my mom with the strange name of Macle, and whether it was mispronounced a lot.

Sure, it was. Including at her funeral -- now there's a story.

And her last name was misspelled a lot. As is both my first and last names (not uncommon names just uncommon spellings.)

And? This is the age of unique names. I've been thinking about this post, and just found a website that shows the number of times the name Macle was used in the US. Four times around 1920. FOUR TIMES.

That, my friends, is the definition of unique. And it's pretty, once you correct everyone.
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Oops. 16 times. Didn't click on the right map.

And they clearly left off my mom. So make that 17 times.

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